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Question about butt-chugging liquor

Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:06 am
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
Member since Apr 2016
830 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:06 am
My buddy was read something about draining a fleet enema & filling it back up with vodka and shooting it up in his butt. It's supposed to give u a real good & quick alcohol buzz because it bypasses the whole bodily breakdown. Has anyone ever tried this? Do you think 1/4 of a pint of vodka would be about the right amount for him? Does the drunk feeling you get from butt-chugging feel different than when you drink it? Does it sting the inside of your butt when you shoot it up it?
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:08 am to
This was on a thousand ways to die. He died.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51916 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:10 am to
quote:

It's supposed to give u a real good & quick alcohol buzz because it bypasses the whole bodily breakdown.


It never fails to amaze me how so many people's brains so effortlessly replace fact with bullshite.



"Butt-chugging" doesn't get you drunk fast because bypassing breakdown mechanisms.

It gets you drunk fast because it gets absorbed into your bloodstream at a much faster rate.

And it kills you because it bitchslaps your liver all at once instead of being spaced out by your stomach, and you can't throw up to stop further intoxication.

This post was edited on 7/25/16 at 1:23 am
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5310 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:11 am to
This is a horrible troll attempt.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:13 am to
The challenge is not to crap the booze out.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15540 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:14 am to
Waiting for the Tennessee fans to chime in
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:15 am to
Gay as frick. NTTAWWT
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131480 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:15 am to
Why don't you just soak a tampon in ever-clear and insert it into your vagina?


Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:48 am to
Paging all TN fans.
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7836 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:21 am to
Tennessee board.
Posted by TheHumanTornado
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2008
3774 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:33 am to
What pharmacy do you work at so I can be sure to never visit again? TIA.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22856 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:37 am to
Pharmacy is such a joke profession.
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