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Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:53 am to MJackson
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waiters/waitresses say "should I get the check?" i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet"
You are so badass bro
Posted on 6/28/16 at 1:10 am to MJackson
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when waiters/waitresses say "should I get the check?" i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet"
So gay
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:33 am to MJackson
This is really pathetic. I bet you think that comeback is funny
Posted on 6/28/16 at 4:14 am to MJackson
After you eat out* you "pay your check".
On Fridays, poors are advised to "check your pay".
This is why the business world speaks in English, it's so simple and concise.
*Food at a restaurant, not poonany.
On Fridays, poors are advised to "check your pay".
This is why the business world speaks in English, it's so simple and concise.
*Food at a restaurant, not poonany.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:17 am to MJackson
Why should you give a shite? You're parents pay the check anyway.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:43 am to MJackson
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i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet"
You sure are a scintillating wit
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:49 am to MJackson
In early France, small "fine dining" establishments began to open in small villages and towns. These small towns generally only had one central bank. In order to assist their patrons from being a target for robbers, these restuarants would present the diner with a blank check drawn on the local bank. The diner would then simply fill in all appropriate information and signing thus paying the check.
Or not.
Or not.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:50 am to MJackson
I bet the op is a great tipper
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:56 am to MJackson
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when waiters/waitresses say "should I get the check?" i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet"
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:02 am to MJackson
A restaurant "check" is a receipt or summary of charges that the customer "checks" for accuracy. That's why they show it to you before you ok the amount and pay.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:10 am to MJackson
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i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet"
Hooray... Reminds me of the asshat who used to say, "Do you accept Federal Reserve Notes as payment?" when I worked at a video store in college. Hilarious...
He was an a-hole, too.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:37 am to MJackson
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MJackson
:dickbutt:
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:42 am to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:Fixed for OP
You need to bill yourself before you kill yourself.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:47 am to LewDawg
To mess with high strung people like you, I often use the British version, "cheque"
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:50 am to ULSU
la cuenta por favor
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:52 am to MJackson
I like it when people just make a "check mark" in the air with their pointer finger to their waiter to indicate they're ready for the check.
I think it's cool and do it every chance I get.
I think it's cool and do it every chance I get.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:55 am to MJackson
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makes no sense when waiters/waitresses say "should I get the check?" i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet"
You sound like a real bitch. I bet your wife treats you like shite. That's probably the source of your unhappiness.
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 8:01 am
Posted on 6/28/16 at 7:58 am to MJackson
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i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet
Let me guess....tiny penis, unattractive, overweight, and balding? Only a total fricking retard would think a line like that is witty or funny
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