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re: Rant of the day: Bill, not check

Posted on 6/28/16 at 8:02 am to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Let me guess....tiny penis, unattractive, overweight, and balding? Only a total fricking retard would think a line like that is witty or funny


The most unintentionally funny part of it is that he genuinely thinks it's a witty line. He wanted to share it with the masses so we could be like
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59603 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 8:05 am to
Can I get a STFU?
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30270 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 8:18 am to
Poor people problems.


I just put it on my account.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 8:26 am to
quote:

i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet"


Douche move...
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 8:27 am to
You got completely owned in this thread. Ha
Posted by shiftworker
LP
Member since Dec 2011
5099 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 8:53 am to
Because GFY
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 6/28/16 at 9:28 am to
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This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 10:18 am
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8760 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 9:30 am to
OP needs to Czechoslovakia before you Wreckoslovakia.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 9:39 am to
quote:

This is why the business world speaks in English, it's so simple and concise.


Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 9:49 am to
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 9:52 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110725 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:36 am to
quote:

when waiters/waitresses say "should I get the check?" i always respond, "you're paying me to eat here? sweet"
They must look at you in a really weird way, since that doesn't make any sense.

That sounds like something my father in-law would say, and we all make fun of him for how no one laughs or understands his jokes.
Posted by Jeaux Cool
Frisco via NELA
Member since Sep 2015
1746 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:37 am to
This isn't going how you expected it to, is it?
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