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Chinese takeout etiquette? The fatties....

Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:08 pm
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
50769 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:08 pm
How do you guys fill your trays? Did the take out buffet this evening for the first time ever. Just had a craving for orange chicken - my favorite. Filled the main portion thing with orange chicken, one side of fried rice and an egg roll. Got my soup cup and had some broth and noodles. Filled me up...

While I was there, two rather large 747s were, also, filling up...their trays could not even close. I was like, WTF. They somehow contorted their trays to fills at least double everything I had. They even took the bbq chicken on the stick and removed the stick to let it save room.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61447 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:09 pm to
They sound smart to me
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34078 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:11 pm to
If it's not done by weight, you fill that motherfricker up
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35833 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:11 pm to
Take out buffet?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
26267 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:12 pm to
Don't hate the playa, hate the buffet
This post was edited on 2/17/16 at 7:12 pm
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12483 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:12 pm to
So you only got one plate?
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24891 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:13 pm to
Might as well fill it up, most of that stuff is a week old anyway.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
33176 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:15 pm to
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If it's not done by weight, you fill that motherfricker up

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
66002 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:17 pm to
The thing is, you were eating at a Chinese buffet, too.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
85217 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:19 pm to
You should see me at Mongolian Grill. The balancing act I perform with my foot tall mound of food is worthy of a look from Cirque du Soleil.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35833 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:21 pm to
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While I was there, two rather large 747s were, also, filling up...their trays could not even close.

You don't judge people when you're eating at a Chinese buffet.
This post was edited on 2/17/16 at 7:22 pm
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1183 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:21 pm to
All that filled you up? You eat like a bitch.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
437010 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:22 pm to
ah i remember my summer at the chinese buffet

saturday morning there would be a line of morbidly obese people by 10am almost clawing at the door to get to the trough
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:25 pm to
My friend used to go to one of the ones that charged by how much your box weighed. He would eat half of it in line before he checked out. Don't think he ever paid more than $4-$5
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13572 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:34 pm to
Those fatties know what's up. I used to do that shite in college and would get 3-4 meals out of one trip. If the sides aren't popping up as you force the front end closed, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:34 pm to
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. Just had a craving for orange chicken - my favorite. 


Then just go to Panda Express. They invented Orange Chicken.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2198 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 10:51 pm to
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27380 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 11:07 pm to
Edited OP:

"So I went to grab some disgusting food that's terrible for my body, but I couldn't believe there were people there also getting disgusting food that is terrible for their bodies who were overweight and getting more bang for their buck than I was!"

Don't throw stones in a glass house OP, and enjoy the runny shits that are sure to come.
This post was edited on 2/17/16 at 11:08 pm
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
19338 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 11:52 pm to
I saw a guy at a Chinese buffet with his plate piled high with tater tots, that red hot dog meat stuff, egg rolls, lo mein noodles, etc. Not a vegetable in sight.

He says to the gal with him, "I love Chinese food. It's good for you, so you can eat a lot and not gain weight." And he was serious.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92883 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 1:01 am to
If it's a take out buffet why wouldn't you slam as much food as you can in there so you have at least one extra meal?
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