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Two incidents in my first marriage. Who was at fault?
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:39 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:39 am
Incident one: I hear a loud swear at me in the middle of the night from the master bathroom. Seems my wife had fallen into the commode because the seat wasn't down. Of course, I always lift the seat before peeing and almost always put it down when I'm done... just so happens that on this night I went to take a leak earlier from the middle of a sleep and failed to do it. Who was more at fault? The man who is not perfect or the woman who failed to look out for her own safety before sitting? She never forgave me for her accident, though I never admitted fault.
Incident two: We get in the car for a short trip... it's a pretty sunny day... I'm driving along for a short while when I hear a whistling of wind coming from one of the windows, so I pull up all four windows on the driver's door control panel. Then I hear the most terrifying scream you could ever imagine... so bad that I immediately slammed on the brakes, from instinct, and risked getting rear ended. Well, as it turns out my wife's fingers were stuck in the window... she had been riding along with her fingers sticking through a very narrow opening at the top of her window. It didn't even immediately connect with me that her fingers were being smashed... I asked why the frick are you screaming like that? Then I saw her situation. She never forgave me for that one, either, though I never admitted fault.
Incident two: We get in the car for a short trip... it's a pretty sunny day... I'm driving along for a short while when I hear a whistling of wind coming from one of the windows, so I pull up all four windows on the driver's door control panel. Then I hear the most terrifying scream you could ever imagine... so bad that I immediately slammed on the brakes, from instinct, and risked getting rear ended. Well, as it turns out my wife's fingers were stuck in the window... she had been riding along with her fingers sticking through a very narrow opening at the top of her window. It didn't even immediately connect with me that her fingers were being smashed... I asked why the frick are you screaming like that? Then I saw her situation. She never forgave me for that one, either, though I never admitted fault.
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 11:44 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:40 am to Rex
In all cases of your life: your Dad for not pulling out.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:41 am to Rex
Now that yall are legal to get married, you find out it isn't so great after all
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:41 am to Rex
I'll never understand the toilet seat conundrum with women. I ALWAYS look before I sit. It's just common sense.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:42 am to Rex
"Gee Honey, I'm sorry about that."
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:42 am to Rex
1: is her fault
2: is your fault.
2: is your fault.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:42 am to Rex
Incident one: Her fault for being stupid enough to marry you.
Incident two: See response to incident one.
Incident two: See response to incident one.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:43 am to Rex
We have a simple rule in our house: if you want the seat up, lift it up. If you want the seat down, put it down. Not very difficult
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:43 am to Rex
I just feel sorry for your children if you have any
I can't imagine the hell you must put them through daily
I can't imagine the hell you must put them through daily
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:44 am to Rex
Neither one really seem like something to fight about, IMO.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:44 am to Rex
part of me feels sorry for you
a very, very, very small part
a very, very, very small part
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:46 am to Rex
you sir married a mentally challenged woman therefore i conclude that everything was your fault
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 11:53 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:49 am to Rex
I always look where I sit so why can't women? why not leave the seat up then they will know to put it down?
your fault
your fault
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:49 am to Rex
quote:
I never admitted fault
Have you ever?
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 11:50 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:49 am to Rex
Is this why you wear animal heads, or are there some more significant traumatic events you've endured in your life?
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:50 am to Rex
quote:
Incident one: I hear a loud swear at me in the middle of the night from the master bathroom. Seems my wife had fallen into the commode because the seat wasn't down. Of course, I always lift the seat before peeing and almost always put it down when I'm done... just so happens that on this night I went to take a leak earlier from the middle of a sleep and failed to do it. Who was more at fault? The man who is not perfect or the woman who failed to look out for her own safety before sitting? She never forgave me for her accident, though I never admitted fault.
This is your fault.
If you found the seat in the down position, it is the reasonable responsibility of the user to return the seat to the down position at the completion of the restroom activity.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:52 am to Rex
Incident one: Why does someone have to be at fault? shite happens, if she cant get over it then thats her problem.
Incident two: Getting your fingers stuck in the window doesn't hurt that bad. Sounds like she is a drama queen. You should have told her to get the frick out the car.
Incident two: Getting your fingers stuck in the window doesn't hurt that bad. Sounds like she is a drama queen. You should have told her to get the frick out the car.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:53 am to Rex
quote:
Of course, I always lift the seat before peeing and almost always put it down when I'm done
Rex. You sit, you tuck. You are a girl-pisser.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:55 am to Rex
First one is equal fault on both sides. You owe her the courtesy of putting the seat down when you finish, but she has a duty to check before falling into the toilet. This accident only happens if you both fail in these responsibilities.
Second one is your fault. You don't put the windows up (especially with no warning) without checking to make sure they are clear. Even if she hadn't had her fingers in the window, it would have been rude of you to put it up without asking her after she had obviously cracked it herself (since I assume you didn't), signifying that she wanted it cracked for some reason.
Second one is your fault. You don't put the windows up (especially with no warning) without checking to make sure they are clear. Even if she hadn't had her fingers in the window, it would have been rude of you to put it up without asking her after she had obviously cracked it herself (since I assume you didn't), signifying that she wanted it cracked for some reason.
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