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re: Calling all doctors....advice needed
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:34 pm to Nativebullet
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:34 pm to Nativebullet
quote:
, paper mill workers
really? I'm outa this place now
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:36 pm to Nado Jenkins83
No, we're also going to need a sharpie and a ruler.
OP, Make a dot with the sharpie about 3-5 inches (don't worry if you miss the mark a little, medicine is mostly guesswork anyway) to the left of her belly button with the sharpie.
ETA: is that god damn water boiling yet??!?
OP, Make a dot with the sharpie about 3-5 inches (don't worry if you miss the mark a little, medicine is mostly guesswork anyway) to the left of her belly button with the sharpie.
ETA: is that god damn water boiling yet??!?
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:38 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Make more Tussin.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:40 pm to oldcharlie8
quote:
Appendicitis
Take her to the ER, man.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:41 pm to oldcharlie8
Go to an after hours clinic Ho.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:44 pm to oldcharlie8
You should really respond man, so I know you're not just going rogue with this one. I need to walk you though it step by step.
So after the waters boiled and the dot is there, have your girlfriend get some towels and shop vac. Put the knife in the water for like 30 secs to like 5 minutes. Got to kill the germs and shite.
So after the waters boiled and the dot is there, have your girlfriend get some towels and shop vac. Put the knife in the water for like 30 secs to like 5 minutes. Got to kill the germs and shite.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:46 pm to oldcharlie8
Appendix! Bring her to the ER. Just in case
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:47 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
Doctors are overrated, My kid had this big growth on his ear the other day, I just took out my filet knife and lanced it, no big deal. We're going to do the other ear in the morning.
2 similar big growths on each of his ears is a statistical improbability. Are you sure those aren't his actual ears?
Posted on 1/23/16 at 6:51 pm to oldcharlie8
quote:
Her fever stays at 99.6
A fever is 100.4 or greater. Take her to a doctor who can evaluate her abdomen. A 12 y/o is undergoing some changes...
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:09 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
I had a pencil eraser sized bump pop up on my back. It receded, I Scratched the spot, it came up again and started to form a crusty surface. I handed my 14 yr old my benchmade after dipping it in alcohol. He sliced it off and a week later it sealed up and never came back. Problem solved. $0. 
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:10 pm to oldcharlie8
Father, we come to you today in need of the daughter of oldcharlie8. She is weak right now, but we know that through the power of prayer, Your Son, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit that things shall be put in motion. We humbly pray that that motion is towards a quick recovery.
Amen.
Amen.
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:11 pm to oldcharlie8
For starters a FEVER is 100.4F.
Everyone here, remember that. That is a fever. 99.6F is not a fever.
Sorry, but that pisses me off. How do people not know this?
And she needs to see a doctor if her abdominal pain is really that bad.
Everyone here, remember that. That is a fever. 99.6F is not a fever.
Sorry, but that pisses me off. How do people not know this?
And she needs to see a doctor if her abdominal pain is really that bad.
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:13 pm to oldcharlie8
You wouldn't happen to be in a Benz rushing her to the hospital with your wife hastily following you in an Audi, would you?
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:22 pm to oldcharlie8
Congrats on the new grandbaby!!!!
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:24 pm to Nado Jenkins83
this is a troll thread, right? ... anyone with a child who has abdominal pain and a fever would know to go check with professionals, right? ...
right? ...
right? ...
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:30 pm to tiderider
OP, so look when you make the incision there's gonna be a lot of blood. That's what the shop vac is for. Ok so when you get the blood cleared your looking for a little balloon looking thingy. It'll be pink. That's what you want to remove. Beware though, don't remove the balloon that's ambrosia in color, make sure you get the pink one.
Does your girlfriend sew? If not we may need like a soldering iron or reheat the stove
Does your girlfriend sew? If not we may need like a soldering iron or reheat the stove
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:33 pm to tiderider
quote:Well, it isn't a fever.
abdominal pain and a fever
100.4F
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:35 pm to Scruffy
quote:
quote:
abdominal pain and a fever
Well, it isn't a fever.
100.4F
yeah, but he doesn't know that ...
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:36 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:
Call a real doctor, dummy.
daughter not worth the co-pay
Posted on 1/23/16 at 7:39 pm to oldcharlie8
I would take my daughter to ER for any one of the three symthoms. By now, I would be freaking out.
TAKE HER TO ER.
TAKE HER TO ER.
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