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So maybe I'm missing some piece in the DC Universe, but how can Batman beat
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:17 pm
Superman? Seriously. Like scientifically. Batman is a billionaire, pimp-arse ninja (like a literal ninja) with lots of enabling tech. But Superman is not human. He's immortal by human standards. And he's completely invulnerable to whatever physical force the strongest human being alive can manually generate. Oh, and our weapons.
Just saw the trailer.
Can't distinguish between Marvel and DC. Comics are for nerds. You guys are a buncha homos.
ETA: Wrong board. Already RA'd.
Just saw the trailer.
Can't distinguish between Marvel and DC. Comics are for nerds. You guys are a buncha homos.
ETA: Wrong board. Already RA'd.
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:29 pm
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:19 pm to Navytiger74
TRUMP would beat both of them without breaking a sweat
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:22 pm to Navytiger74
Yeah.. um dc not marvel first. Second every time in every comic when batman wins it is because he uses kryptonite. There is no other possible way a mortal man can beat superman on a level playing field.
Eta typos
Eta typos
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:22 pm to Navytiger74
Because it was proclaimed so by our dear leader
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:23 pm to Navytiger74
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:24 pm to Navytiger74
Don't listen to the media, and Superman wasn't born here no matter what they say...
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:25 pm to Navytiger74
You drinking again, alchie?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:26 pm to Navytiger74
Batman is a sissy Yankee liberal who won't use guns. Captain America would shove a flagpole up his arse
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:27 pm to Navytiger74
Batman creates a safe space, sues superman for calling him "dark".
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:28 pm to Navytiger74
How can anyone beat Superman?
Kryptonite..... Duh
Kryptonite..... Duh
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:39 pm to Navytiger74
1 word.
Dossiers.
Dossiers.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:52 pm to Navytiger74
Dossiers bro, dossiers
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:05 pm to Navytiger74
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:23 pm to Navytiger74
Do you even dossier?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 11:19 pm to Navytiger74
I'm just loling at this thread and how this is such a poliboard take on the greatest superhero of all time.
Well done.
Well done.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:01 am to Navytiger74
It depends on the writer, Batman is usually given the upper hand because he's willing to cross certain lines.
It's implied that along with Batman's paranoia, Superman also trusts him with crossing the lines to stop his going rogue.
So we get things like Batman putting on a kryptonite ring to punch Superman as a distraction while Catwoman throws Lois Lane from a building.
I guess the "knightmare" sequence is the closest we'll ever get to a live action Red Son.
And Batman's fluffy hat.
It's implied that along with Batman's paranoia, Superman also trusts him with crossing the lines to stop his going rogue.
So we get things like Batman putting on a kryptonite ring to punch Superman as a distraction while Catwoman throws Lois Lane from a building.
I guess the "knightmare" sequence is the closest we'll ever get to a live action Red Son.
And Batman's fluffy hat.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:15 am to Navytiger74
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Why can't we all get along?
Posted on 12/4/15 at 10:02 am to Navytiger74
Imagine a kid against Rhonda Rousey. Now Rhonda could beat the shite out of the kid, but she doesn't want too, she knows she would kill the kid if she attacked like her normal opponents. The kid won't tire out, he will just keep coming. Attacking her knees and using her weakness against her. Rhonda can't beat the kid, because she doesn't want to hurt the kid, the kid wants to beat Rhonda and would use tricks and weapons to do so.
If it makes no sense, I thought of this with Mike Tyson and then said "No Mike would kill a kid" and changed it, now F it. The point is, it's easy to beat someone who doesn't want to beat you.
If it makes no sense, I thought of this with Mike Tyson and then said "No Mike would kill a kid" and changed it, now F it. The point is, it's easy to beat someone who doesn't want to beat you.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 12:23 pm to Navytiger74
Dossiers
Posted on 12/4/15 at 2:32 pm to Navytiger74
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