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Could someone explain why guys get wood over sports?

Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:28 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:28 pm
I want to enjoy recruiting but wood doesn't happen. Am I doing it wrong? Fapping to recruiting seems a bit weird. I want the truth. Do guys surpress the gay and it shines through in bromances and man crushes with sports?
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 10:29 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:29 pm to
Coach les miles
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:31 pm to
Metaphors
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:31 pm to
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Saivion Smith commits to LSU!!!!


Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20258 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:33 pm to
Old dudes getting excited about 17 year old (mostly) black kids is odd.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:33 pm to
They are secretly attracted to black teenage boys.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:33 pm to
I only jerk off to Dick necklaces.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:33 pm to
You need to start following SEC Volleyball.

Wood will follow.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:34 pm to
I mean, rippling muscles glistening on smooth brown skin...

How can any straight, beer-Drinking honkey not get an erection?
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:37 pm to


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Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:39 pm to
Our "" are gonna beat their "".

It all goes back to the gladiator days.

Good ole sporting entertainment.
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 10:41 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12275 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:44 pm to
I love the game. I don't get into recruiting. Don't even pay attention. It's such a farce.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57808 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:56 pm to
Getting wood is just a euphemism for being excited.

I echo your point that the recruiting board guys are creepy AF...fawning over shirtless pics of 9th grader Dylan Moses and talking about his body pretty much breaks the creepy scale.
Posted by Dead End
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:11 pm to
Alter
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7654 posts
Posted on 11/13/15 at 1:04 am to
Haven't read all the replies, so...sorry if this has been posted.

Sports are the modern day equivalent to clashes between clans, regional kingdoms, villages, etc....

Back in the day more barbaric warriors, like the Vikings for example, would go to into battle with giant boners to intimidate the enemy.

It's where the phrase "bloodlust" came from.

So now, we get sport's boners instead.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18791 posts
Posted on 11/13/15 at 6:58 am to
Adults who are into HS football in general are creepy AF (excluding people with family on the team).
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