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re: OT Loungers: talk to me about fake tits.

Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:49 am to
Posted by BrownTownExpress
Member since Nov 2015
79 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:49 am to
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Because you're the kind of person who get DD implants Clothes are not made for a small waist and giant tits, unless you shop at a stripper store


Well that escalated quickly. You do not know me personally, so that is a very unkind thing for you to say. I have no trouble finding clothes at normal places like Banana Republic and Ann Taylor.

You should be a little nicer. I guess it's easy to be mean on an anonymous message board, though. I will pray for you regardless.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81303 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:51 am to
quote:

I'm thinking Double D's.


1. Boobs aren't measured this way.

2. It is almost always larger than the size you ask for, and if you go TOO big (especially if your wife isn't a stick figure), she will look fat in everything.
This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 11:51 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61433 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:51 am to
quote:

I figured with all the oil baws on here someone might have some experience buying some for their woman (or getting them taken back by the titty repo man). Anyway, how much for a quality pair that look/feel natural? I'm thinking Double D's.


Also keep in mind your wifes' back.......if she's having to hunch over all the time, then its not going to be great on her back.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:52 am to
quote:

BrownTownExpress


62 postesses and member since Nov 2015:

quote:

Well that escalated quickly. You do not know me personally, so that is a very unkind thing for you to say

quote:

You should be a little nicer.


That's how it works around here. Paige is one of the best at it too
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61433 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Clothes are not made for a small waist and giant tits, unless you shop at a stripper store


Or the cartoon character store.
Posted by BrownTownExpress
Member since Nov 2015
79 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:53 am to
True. I've been a lurker for a while, so I should know better.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:54 am to
how was that mean?

Get a grip
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129047 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:54 am to
Should we show her what mean looks like on here Paige?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61433 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:55 am to
quote:

You should be a little nicer. I guess it's easy to be mean on an anonymous message board, though.
quote:

I will pray for you regardless.




quote:

I will pray for you regardless.


Is that how you ended up with double D's? God showed you favor, and you accepted his will for you to have some big arse titties? God knows best.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:56 am to
So, since we are on the subject of DD's... have you done your mandatory new chick Q&A?
Posted by John Keating
College Green, Ireland
Member since Jan 2015
2593 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:56 am to
I will pray for you regardless.
Female, stacked, understanding, AND forgiving?

I think I'm in love. I'm tellin' all my friends.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129047 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:56 am to
She should post a pic Count


So we can all see what fancy Beverly Hills tits look like
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61433 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:56 am to
quote:

BrownTownExpress


Just make sure you're nearby in the water the next time a boat sinks. There's going to be a few fellas that are going to need a flotation device for rescue.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:56 am to
Holy shite the ladies around here are jealous of new blood getting attention.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78615 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:57 am to
quote:

True. I've been a lurker for a while, so I should know better.


BrownTownExpress Q&A in 5...4...3...
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:58 am to
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She should post a pic Count


Agreed, she should. You and Paige have done several thousands times - you'd think one or two would be ok?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:58 am to
Please link me to my display of jealousy

Tia

Oh and insecurity
This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 11:59 am
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81303 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:59 am to
quote:

Paige


I know what you're saying, and I agree. People are dumb.

Both my mother and my best friend's mother have fake tits that are way too big. They are far from heavy women, but they're also not 17 and 90lbs anymore, so their chest makes them look bigger in their clothes.

I have a naturally large chest, and luckily I'm still young/small, but 90% of clothing doesn't work for me. Most fitted clothes/clothing with a lower neckline makes me look like a complete skank, and most trendy loose-fitting clothing makes me look like a homeless tent because my boobs pull it out several inches away from my body.

Granted, women with pretty much any boobs will deal with this issue some, but a fuller (yet smaller) size will be much better than clown titties.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129047 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 12:00 pm to
Yep, both of us have posted pics and nothing bad happened to us.


Otherwise we are gonna think it's really a guy faking to be a chick.


Brown....just post one pic. Seriously....it's pretty standard to do on here.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 12:01 pm to
See of her boyfriend will chip in half of it.
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