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If God had removed only a few more ribs
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:22 pm
If God had removed a few more of Adam's ribs, there would be a price on women's heads. That is what a married classmate of mine in grad school told me. I wasn't married at the time. But after 15 years of all the bs involved with it, I now absolutely believe him.
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Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:23 pm to uptownsage
because then adam could suck his own dick?
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:24 pm to uptownsage
Just have your ribs removed and be done with it.
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:24 pm to uptownsage
So you wanna suck cock huh?
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:25 pm to uptownsage
quote:What exactly does that mean?
If God had removed a few more of Adam's ribs, there would be a price on women's heads
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:26 pm to uptownsage
If I was ever gonna suck a dick mine would be the last one I'd put in my mouth. That guy has been through some shite in his day.
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:27 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Nice, +1 for anal joke
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:30 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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If I was ever gonna suck a dick mine would be the last one I'd put in my mouth
I don't even know where to begin here...
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:34 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:45 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Well you can suck your own dick and not be gay at least. That's how I always looked at it. Suck off another man, there's no coming back from that.
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:47 pm to biglego
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Well you can suck your own dick and not be gay at least.
You apparently can give yourself a hand job but not a blowjob. If men could do it I'm sure 99.7% of us would try it once.
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:50 pm to jmarto1
Maybe so but I doubt I'd swallow.
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:52 pm to uptownsage
Sucking your own dick is gay
Posted on 10/10/15 at 1:58 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Yea can I be the first?
Posted on 10/10/15 at 2:07 pm to uptownsage
Posted on 10/10/15 at 2:13 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
suck a dick mine would be the last one I'd put in my mouth.
Maintaining the same system as now...
Posted on 10/10/15 at 2:34 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Ever seen the SNL skit with Will Ferrell in a yoga class? 
Posted on 10/10/15 at 2:36 pm to WDE24
quote:
quote:
If God had removed a few more of Adam's ribs, there would be a price on women's heads
What exactly does that mean?
Thats what I was wondering.
So women would be slaves? Im confused.
Posted on 10/10/15 at 4:24 pm to uptownsage
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f God had removed a few more of Adam's ribs, there would be a price on women's heads. That is what a married classmate of mine in grad school told me. I wasn't married at the time. But after 15 years of all the bs involved with it, I now absolutely believe him.
My grandfather told me that story proved that Adam was white. He said I don't care who you are your not taking a rib away from a black man. I was 8.
Posted on 10/10/15 at 4:27 pm to uptownsage
Tell your friend he's a dumbass
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