re: The annual cost of owning a vagina.

To help offset those costs, I'd gladly pay that plus a 25% premium to lease the rights to a vagina. I pay a good bit more for the lease I'm currently in, am not allowed to use it much, and the early termination fee is pretty steep. If I were to get into another contract, I'd definitely be sure that along with the right to use the vagina, I also want the rights to bitch, complain, and act irrational that come with said vagina.