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I've Already Got a Poaching Problem
Posted on 10/6/15 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 3:54 pm
Just two days into bow season and I've got a couple of poachers poaching my property.
I let the dogs out at dawn yesterday morning and my youngest one,(Jennay), ran them down immediately. The youngest looking one darted up into the holler while the other one ducked behind some trees. I go get my hands rifle, pistols, phone and gopro and head back down to where I saw them but they we're gone. I didn't have time to run up and down the mountain looking for them because I was expecting a conference call from a future/new client so I had to dart back to the truck and head to the office.
Fast forward to this morning, I was setup in my foxhole waiting for them from 6-8 and they we're a no show... Maybe they got the point and everyone is better off. Then just twenty minutes ago I was walking through the woods and found a paper towel with blood on it and a paper towel with dip spit on it...
The dip is Copenhagen wintergreen, fwiw... so clearly, they are fgts.
Not only are these assholes poaching, they are trashing up my property.
So I'll leave their fate in the hands of the OB, I know y'all will properly assess the situation and give a proper verdict.
JTTGDF ftw? Maybe....
I let the dogs out at dawn yesterday morning and my youngest one,(Jennay), ran them down immediately. The youngest looking one darted up into the holler while the other one ducked behind some trees. I go get my hands rifle, pistols, phone and gopro and head back down to where I saw them but they we're gone. I didn't have time to run up and down the mountain looking for them because I was expecting a conference call from a future/new client so I had to dart back to the truck and head to the office.
Fast forward to this morning, I was setup in my foxhole waiting for them from 6-8 and they we're a no show... Maybe they got the point and everyone is better off. Then just twenty minutes ago I was walking through the woods and found a paper towel with blood on it and a paper towel with dip spit on it...
The dip is Copenhagen wintergreen, fwiw... so clearly, they are fgts.
Not only are these assholes poaching, they are trashing up my property.
So I'll leave their fate in the hands of the OB, I know y'all will properly assess the situation and give a proper verdict.
JTTGDF ftw? Maybe....
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 3:56 pm to aVatiger
I would put up game cameras to see who they are
Posted on 10/6/15 at 3:57 pm to aVatiger
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I go get my hands rifle, pistols, phone and gopro and head back down to where I saw them but they we're gone.
Damn dude. Did you forget anything?
Posted on 10/6/15 at 3:59 pm to Barf
You are a brave man for grabbing those paper towels with no gloves 
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:00 pm to aVatiger
Well one is obviously a Caitlyn on her rag
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:00 pm to aVatiger
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I'd let her walk another week at least...
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:01 pm to aVatiger
The really funny thing to me is that the guys trespassing and poaching on other people's land actually waited until hunting season to start hunting.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:06 pm to aVatiger
You now have hepatitis
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:09 pm to aVatiger
clearly we're dealing with individuals that has no regard for their own bodily care.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:10 pm to aVatiger
quote:
The dip is Copenhagen wintergreen, fwiw... so clearly, they are fgts.
I laughed
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:11 pm to aVatiger
Bear trap baited with Copenhagen wintergreen. They'll leave a good blood trail to follow.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:15 pm to biggsc
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would put up game cameras to see who they are
I did this a few years ago at eye level, those frickers spray painted my cameras and jacked the SD cards.
I'm going to wait till my bucket truck is out of the shop and mount some in the trees. They'll have to blast them down and I'll hear it if they do, so I've got that going for me.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:18 pm to SCwTiger
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Bear trap baited with Copenhagen wintergreen.
This sounds like a solid idea... I'll have to consult my attorneys in the morning to see if I'd be liable for their death/disfigurement.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:20 pm to aVatiger
We made traps at our place in TN. My uncle learned a thing or two from Charlie, don't ya know. You better stay away from Copperhead Road.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:21 pm to aVatiger
Sit in the woods caddyshack style and aerate them on sight. Or at least light some fire crackers and throw them at them to make them throughly shite their pants.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:24 pm to fisherbm1112
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:39 pm to biggsc
shoot them
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:43 pm to oleyeller
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shoot them
Including put boobie traps everywhere
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:47 pm to biggsc
I'll go back and read that thread later, thanks doh
Posted on 10/6/15 at 4:55 pm to biggsc
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shoot them
Including put boobie traps everywhere
The real question going through my mind is this...
What can I do them,(poachingPOS), to cause them the most mental damage without legal repercussions and also make it awesome to film and post on here? I've got a few things laid out in my head, but I'm afraid to post them on here because of future legal recourse... come to think of it, this thread was probably a bad idea.
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