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Excuses for Appearing on the Ashley Madison List
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:06 pm
Anyone hearing any good excuses? Or bad?
My favorite so far is a guy who said he registered on the AM site to reconnect with a high school friend that received an organ from a deceased relative. Okay...
My favorite so far is a guy who said he registered on the AM site to reconnect with a high school friend that received an organ from a deceased relative. Okay...
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Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:07 pm to HaveMercy
My wife wasn't giving me enough sex so I went on Ashely Madison to get more?
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:07 pm to HaveMercy
quote:
My favorite so far is a guy who said he registered on the AM site to reconnect with a high school friend that received an organ from a deceased relative. Okay...
Jesus Christ......
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:07 pm to HaveMercy
"long time ago as a joke" $2,179 spent.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:08 pm to HaveMercy
Lawyers doing it "for client research"
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:08 pm to HaveMercy
The local BR news ran a story about the list. The director for the Louisiana Republican party said he signed up to do "research" for his job.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:09 pm to HaveMercy
"I made the account just to look and see if my kid's teacher was on there so I could try and have sex with her."
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:09 pm to HaveMercy
Saying a guy in your town has the same name.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:09 pm to HaveMercy
Cure for priapism...
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:10 pm to HaveMercy
It was the cat!
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:10 pm to HaveMercy
i know of 2 and both say they were hacked and would never think about getting on that site.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:10 pm to HaveMercy
Guy at my office is sticking to his guns with "musta been some kind of fraudulent charge."
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:15 pm to HaveMercy
quote:
The executive director of the Louisiana GOP spent $176 on Ashley Madison, a website for people seeking affairs, but he says he wasn’t using it to cheat.
Jason Doré acknowledged that his name is on the list released by hackers this week, according to The Times-Picayune. But he said he used the account strictly for “opposition research.”
LINK
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:15 pm to HaveMercy
My buddy was being stalked by a girl who he met on AM. I decided to get on there myself and tell her to leave my buddy alone. She retaliated like the devious bitch she is by having all her "hot" (if you can call slutty that) bitches send me messages. Can you believe the nerve of these people?
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:18 pm to HaveMercy
These excuses are like telling the hospital that you tripped and fell on the item thats in your butt
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:25 pm to HaveMercy
"Remember that guys trip the boys and I went on a couple of years ago? Someone must've hacked all of our credit card info at some point which is why we're all on the list."
That's a real one.
That's a real one.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:43 pm to HaveMercy
Chick i knew that was on there is single and she said she was hacked.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:50 pm to HaveMercy
"Babe, remember when Steve and Tiwanicka where having issues and almost split? Well, Steve asked me to signup and try and find her as he suspected she was cheating, he paid me back in cash and we never found her. But we did find (insert one of her old classmates or friends that she hates here) then start talking about her trash profile." Women love to gossip.
Then call Steve and tell him what to say if approached. BROS BEFORE HOES
Then call Steve and tell him what to say if approached. BROS BEFORE HOES
Posted on 8/24/15 at 2:16 pm to HaveMercy
"The list is fake--the democrats' plot to make republicans look bad." Sadly, a woman I work with bought the excuse.
Posted on 8/24/15 at 2:17 pm to HaveMercy
I must have picked it up from sitting on the seat in the public restrooms.
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