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re: Would you do 2 years in prison for $2 million upon release?

Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:52 pm to
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So you carry a badge.


Meh. You lose. Don't pass go, do not collect $2mil, go straight to jail.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167497 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:52 pm to
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Chef Leppard



Imagine the epic heroin OD you would have if you got your hands on $2 Mil
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:53 pm to
Of course
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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59750 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:56 pm to
Well ive been clean for like six weeks so..

Id probably buy my own NA meeting and have that shite in my living room every morning
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:56 pm to
I find it hilarious how some posters are just writing off $2mil. I understand it's not enough for some of you to sit in jail, but $2mil is a lot of money anywhere in the world.
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 3:58 pm
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:57 pm to
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Id probably buy my own NA meeting and have that shite in my living room every morning





Make sure to invite supersaint
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167497 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:57 pm to
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Well ive been clean for like six weeks so..



In all seriousness, and it true, congrats.

Don't frick it up.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71495 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:58 pm to
It's not enough money to ruin my potential total career earnings.

Plus I've seen what the lottery does to people, it's not worth it.
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 3:59 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18137 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:00 pm to
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it has to be the prison nearest you


LINK

Doesn't look too bad. They have azaleas.

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56452 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:00 pm to
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Id sit in solitaire the whole time for that
That bravado would evaporate after two weeks. Your brain would be pudding after 2 years in solitary.
Posted by TejasPete
Member since Dec 2013
1425 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:01 pm to
Absolutely. 20 years in the Army gets me half my last base pay check, would gladly do 2 years and be set.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:02 pm to
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In all seriousness, and it true, congrats.




OMGGGG You misspelled if. You are so stupid!!!!1111111!!!1 I'm so smart and witty for pointing it out! lolololololol01010101
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:05 pm to
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Dont frick it up


Dont plan to and thx. No subs or clinic this time, straight commando

Just joking about meetings tho. frick that noise
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:08 pm to
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That bravado would evaporate after two weeks. Your brain would be pudding after 2 years in solitary.


Nope. Ive sat in there for a month before. it aint that bad. you just start seeing equations and shite on the wall like beautiful mind
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21336 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:09 pm to
Only if Jared Fogle were my cellmate. I know that I'm way too old for him to have any interest in me. :)
Posted by BlueYoda
Member since Jul 2015
70 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

I find it hilarious how some posters are just writing off $2mil. I understand it's not enough for some of you to sit in jail, but $2mil is a lot of money anywhere in the world.


After federal and state taxes, which were apart of this scenario you're paying upwards of ~45-50% in taxes depending on state residence which is leaving you with ~1.0-1.3 million dollars.

That is not worth 2 years in prison to me.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:10 pm to
Yep,

$2 mil and free arse play, sign me up
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28311 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:12 pm to
Lol, no.

I wouldn't do it $1.2M and I wouldn't do it for $2M tax-free. Two years of freedom is worth more than that.

No sex, no alcohol, no driving for two years? Eff that.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:13 pm to
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~1.0-1.3 million dollars.

That is not worth 2 years in prison to me.


2 years in a normal prison playing cards, gardening, reading books, etc to set my family up better financially for the rest of our lives?

Like I said, it would be selfish of me not to
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