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Super Douche Tries To Show Off His Porsche, Almost Runs People Over And Crashes
Posted on 7/29/15 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 7/29/15 at 6:49 pm
https://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/super-douche-tries-to-show-off-his-porche-almost-runs-people-over-and-crashes-instead/
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck him. I was hoping he was dead after that minor car crash. I really was. Nope, just smiling his face off and drinking a beer like nothing happened. I think I hate that guy more than I’ve ever hated another human being. Part of that might be jealously because he has an awesome car and a hot girl and I’m 0 for 2 in those areas but still. What the hell was he doing? This is what happens when douche bags somehow get money. Whether it be from their Dad or they stumbled into somehow. They crash super nice cars and don’t even realize what just happened. I honestly think he forgot two seconds after he crashed the car that he had crashed the car. That’s the only reason he was smiling and having a good time. Any normal person would be like, “Well frick. That ruined my day. I really liked that car. I might not smile for a week.” Not that guy. That douche nozzle has such a short term memory that he just wants to know where the closest night club is, his super expensive Porsche be damned. frick that guy.
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Posted on 7/29/15 at 6:52 pm to Signal Soldier
Posted on 7/29/15 at 6:53 pm to Signal Soldier
He didn't look too terribly concerned. Probably has more money than he knows what to do with.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 6:54 pm to Signal Soldier
That was funny, but the editing of that video sucks
This post was edited on 7/29/15 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 7/29/15 at 6:55 pm to Signal Soldier
what a try hard 
Posted on 7/29/15 at 6:57 pm to Signal Soldier
Posted on 7/29/15 at 6:58 pm to Signal Soldier
Posted on 7/29/15 at 7:03 pm to Signal Soldier
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Any normal person would be like,
Hang on a sec there, because a normal person wouldn't goose an 800 HP car on a gravel parking lot full of pedestrians. I've got $5 that says this guy's great grandfather founded Maersk or some other 100 year old shipping concern and he's never worked a day in his life. Which is awesome.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 7:15 pm to Signal Soldier
I saw this.
Yesterday.
Here.
Yesterday.
Here.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 7:19 pm to Signal Soldier
Posted on 7/29/15 at 7:32 pm to Signal Soldier
That dude is awesome and the guy writing the article is the jealous doosher
Posted on 7/29/15 at 7:40 pm to Signal Soldier
I just watched a 37 second vine?
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