re: 9.0 Earthquake All But Certain to Devastate the Pacific Northwest

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

bullshite three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless fricking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fricking time. Any fricking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a bullshite three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless fricking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fricking time. Any fricking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cause
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid shite, silly shite, stupid shite...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim. [3x]

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

frick L Ron Hubbard and
frick all his clones.
frick all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

frick retro anything.
frick your tattoos.
frick all you junkies and
frick your short memory.

Learn to swim.

frick smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
frick these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
Bring it down
Suck it down.
Flush it down.