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45 ISIS terrorists die after eating Ramadan meal in Mosul..

Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:21 pm
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:21 pm
quote:

At least 45 Islamic State fighters died after eating a fast-breaking Ramadan meal in the Iraqi city of Mosul Tuesday, Haaretz reported.

According to Saeed Mamozeny, a spokesman for the Kurdish Democratic Party, 145 ISIS fighters took part in the iftar meal, the traditional evening meal when Muslims end their daily Ramadan fast at sunset. Shortly afterwards, 45 members were reported dead. The spokesman also said that they have not determined if the cause was food poisoning or deliberate poisoning.


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Ooops.. I was grabbing for the cardamom and accidentally grabbed the cyanide.
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 4:22 pm
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11303 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:22 pm to
they are martyred and enjoying themselves in the afterlife...win-win
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:23 pm to
That's why you never get Serop's to cater for you.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30626 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:23 pm to

Frick those towel-head suicidal mofos
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

they are martyred and enjoying themselves in the afterlife...win-win


Hopefully there was pork in the food, too.

Win-Win for freedom!
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73045 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:25 pm to
Allah works in mysterious ways.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:25 pm to
CIA/NSA are some bad motherfrickers, but I think this has Israeli Special Forces written all over it

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98351 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:29 pm to
Poisoning VC food caches was a favorite MACV-SOG tactic in Vietnam, FWIW.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29234 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:35 pm to
Would food poisoning even be able to wipe out 45 people?
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:36 pm to
ISIS supporters are down voting my thread?

Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Would food poisoning even be able to wipe out 45 people?


Not as fast as this.

It was deliberate.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98351 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

CIA/NSA are some bad motherfrickers, but I think this has Israeli Special Forces written all over it


TBH, Israel is okay with ISIS wrecking shite for a while. I doubt it was them.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67021 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

the traditional evening meal when Muslims end their daily Ramadan fast at sunset. Shortly afterwards, 45 members were reported dead. The spokesman also said that they have not determined if the cause was food poisoning or deliberate poisoning.


The chicken was REALLY undercooked
Posted by geauxtigers6492
Admin in Waiting
Member since Jun 2008
3981 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:54 pm to
I was hoping it was because we dropped 2000 lbs of freedom on them.

Close enough though.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 5:00 pm to
KFC? Col.Sanders doing work.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 5:02 pm to
Mossad
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67021 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

KFC? Col.Sanders doing work.


Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90891 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

KFC? Col.Sanders doing work.


Cyanide in the bucket
Cyanide in the beans
He even put cyanide in the lemonade
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22046 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 5:48 pm to
reminds of the time Frank Costanza sent a bunch of his men to the latrines...

quote:

Kramer: Alright, what happened, Frank? What is it that you can't get over?

Frank pours a shot of whiskey and drinks it.

Frank: Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging
hash for the Fighting 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting
thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of
prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The Use date was three weeks
past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right
spices, cooked it long enough...

Kramer: What happened?

Frank: I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around
me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men
to the latrines that night. They were just boys.

Kramer: Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for
everyone.

Frank: Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well
he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to
sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!



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Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 5:52 pm to
I hate to hear this
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