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Posted on 6/27/15 at 10:51 am to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 10:51 am to
Movie sex: the guy never has to look down or use his hands to find and hit the hole. He just magically goes in full steam ahead.

NOT REAL LIFE
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22927 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 10:51 am to
Was just watching the opening scene of Casino Royale and the marksmanship of enemy shooters always leaves a lot to be desired.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6611 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 10:52 am to
Empty coffee cups. Someone will grab an ostensibly full cup of coffee and throw it all the way back taking that first faux swig.
Posted by JoyfulMe
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
38 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:07 am to
Ah...ok then. I must have missed that show, lol.
Posted by unbeWEAVEable
The Golf Board Godfather
Member since Apr 2010
13637 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:09 am to
When they use the paddles to shock someone after they flat-line...

Has no effect in real life.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Was just watching the opening scene of Casino Royale and the marksmanship of enemy shooters always leaves a lot to be desired.


I feel this is more realistic than the good guy one arm, off-balance hitting a 6" target from 50 feet every damn time

Gun use is easily the biggest wtf. That's why Heat is so good. They used real guns with blanks.

Suppressors are still about as loud as a car door shutting hard. They aren't completely silent. Also, bullets DO NOT make the target fly backwards when hit. That goes against the laws of physics. They always show shotguns making someone fly back 5 ft in the air. Ridiculous.

And the cigarette lighting gas thing someone said kills me too.

Oh and phones with completely fake screens. Bitch I know that's not what an iPhone screen looks like.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18398 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:18 am to
Every time someone answers a cell phone, it beeps
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62871 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:19 am to
how come scantily clad women will walk into a dark basement with eery music playing looking for someone and not be the least bit scared?
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68157 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:20 am to
99% of the time, the aliens land in the USA
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22177 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:20 am to
All the phone numbers start 555
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13660 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:23 am to
Tires that squeal on wheel on dirt roads in high speed chases.

Seven or more shots fired from a revolver without ever reloading.
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:31 am to
How bad guys, even military ones, are such terrible shooters and miss thousands of shots.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
5008 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:32 am to
In every single movie that includes a police department there is ALWAYS some hideous adversarial relationship between either fellow cops or the police chief. Happens 100% of the time!
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:36 am to
setting off a sprinkler head with a cig lighter floods the entire building
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11381 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:37 am to
I always thought it was interesting how ghosts, monsters, and such show absolutely no fear.

Like they wander around in a dark scary building without a worry since they seem to know they're the scariest things around.
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:45 am to
How in Sons of Anarchy everyone, and I mean everyone still had a flip phone
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5164 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Movie sex: the guy never has to look down or use his hands to find and hit the hole. He just magically goes in full steam ahead.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26009 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:48 am to
Chicks always swallow or take the load on their face. That shite never happens in real life.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35525 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:49 am to
People only grocery shop one brown bag at a time. And it always includes a french loaf, a carton of eggs, and a leafy vegetable.

You can tell who's an alcoholic because they drink hard liquor straight from the bottle, usually right after waking up or sitting in their car.

Everyone drinks whiskey served neat.
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3695 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:50 am to
Bodies reaction to getting shot.

Never cleaning up after sex. Just falling asleep in each other's arms.
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