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re: The lyrics of recent No. 1 singles average at a third grade reading level

Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da Their innocence will pull me through De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:28 pm to
Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

“Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor.”


Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:44 pm to
All you assholes who hate Nickelback are just too dumb to understand their message.






Posted by constant cough
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

The lyrics of recent No. 1 singles average at a third grade reading level



Funny and sad but not shocking.
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:49 pm to
I tried to get the reading score of songs mentioned in this thread using Readablity score

Hey Jude by the Beatles 15.0 (WHAT THE frick?)
I'm Only Bleeding by Bob Dylan 12.2
Sussudio by Phil Collins 11.3
Keep the Peace by InXS 11.2
Ramble On by Led Zeppelin 10.9
Baby by Justin Beiber 8.9 (seriously?)
Philosophy of the World by the Shaggs 8.9
Yellow Submarine by the Beatles 8.0
Peggy Sue by Buddy Holly 7.9
Lightning Crashes by Live 7.6
I am the Walrus by the Beatles 5.1
Right Here Waiting by Richard Marx 4.7
MMMbop by Hanson 4.5
Yesterday by the Beatles 3.8
Spanish Castle Magic by Hendrix 3.7
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:02 pm to
some of those are shameless commercial hooks, some have something behind them, Hey Jude, written by PMac to console/inspire Julian Lennon during the break up of his parents marriage, Yellow Submarine -a kid's song, Yesterday -personal reflection, that should be obvious to a third grader, Ramble On -inspired after reading Lord of the Rings, and on and on
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:05 pm to
It's well known that Beethoven wrote songs for the illiterate. He really, really dumbed it down for the masses.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:10 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by hg
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:15 pm to
Looka da flicka da wrist
Looka da flicka da wrist
Looka da flicka da wrist
Looka da flicka da wrist
Looka da flicka da wrist
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:16 pm to
actually has a higher grade level than most in the OP at around a 5th grade level.

Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:18 pm to
Whip It's a solid 7th grade reading level.
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:20 pm to
Rock Lobster is at a 5.9 so almost middle school there.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:24 pm to
LINK

ETA: probably the most intelligible version
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 5:26 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 7:31 pm to
Ha they played Houma a few years back
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