re: Write your own "A Florida man..." story

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Florida Man gets tired of being painted with a broad brush because of all the stupidity dregs from other states perpetrate in his beautiful state.

What? Too wordy?

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Hell No! Every word is true. I just want my damn state back. When I was in my late teens, early twenties, there were only around six million in the entire state.

Rural Florida is still a very nice place to live. Where I live is two hours through the woods to the Gulf and thirty minutes to Crescent Beach, on the Atlantic. It's still a little heaven on earth as far as I'm concerned.

To many Laws though.