re: Spinoff- how old is too old to wear cargo shorts?

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Why cant you wear shorts that fall above the knee? You find giant long "shorts" comfortable? You don't find a lighter weight pair of shorts comfortable?

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Because some people's wieners are dangerously close to that threshold. See those athletic shorts... can't do them either, and they tend to be longer. The problem with them is the junk outline you get due to the fabric, not your junk hanging out.

I have some cargo shorts that are more comfortable, and some that aren't. For me, I wear them because I hate fashion trends, and fashion in general, and because I don't need anything from anyone. Everyone's talking about looking professional, well I have the job I wanted. I have a wife I still love. I have enough friends, and they don't care what I wear. I'm not going to walk around looking like a hobo, but the last thing on my mind in the morning is whether something matches or looks good. Does it cover my tenders? If yes... proceed to dressing the kids in something as equally ridiculous. I just don't want to be around people who care what I wear.

And as for what people put in the extra pockets... cause a couple of children to be born and you'll see. There's sunglasses, stickers, toys, snacks, go-go squeezies, and wrappers for all the crap they eat when there's no garbage can around. More stuff than I want to carry in a backpack or in my hands, that's for sure.