re: Spinoff- how old is too old to wear cargo shorts?

I can't wear any shorts above the knees, and definitely no greek-trash looking tighties in fruity colors. Darker colors like cargo shorts typically come in hide my junk better, which is my biggest concern, no pun intended. But it's all about where you're going. I'm not going to roll up to Sizzler's in cargo shorts, I'm going to wear some jeans. Now if it's a quick trip to WalMart where if have to stuff my pockets full of things as I go.... well yeah, cargo shorts.