re: Spinoff- how old is too old to wear cargo shorts?

Based on these pics, and these pics alone, who do you hire for a job? I'm aware that it's stupid to make a hiring decision purely based on this, but if it's all you had to go on, who looks more professional and responsible?

I personally think cargo shorts look childish. So I'm not going to give off that first impression. But I can also see the hate for those who try just a little too hard with their chubby's short shorts, with all the designs on them.