re: Spinoff- how old is too old to wear cargo shorts?

i plan on stopping wearing cargo shorts like the day i die. I have every shade of camo cargos known to mankind. I don't even have a lot of shite to carry. I have a skinny phone and a set of keys. frick you. Usually i even put my keys in my belt loop, not my pockets. It takes a certain type of man to be able to rock a cpt america t shirt with a set of camo cargs