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Argentinian dies from sex with a scarecrow with a 6" strap-on
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:47 am
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:47 am
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An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.
He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.
Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.
Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.
‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow
‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.
‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’
Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:48 am to arseinclarse
That's enough internet for me today.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:04 am to arseinclarse
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‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
‘There were no signs of violence
Lol. The scarecrow was loving him tenderly.
This post was edited on 4/3/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:08 am to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
What internet do you have because it's different from mine
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:12 am to arseinclarse
Looks like it's time to harvest that broccoli
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:20 am to arseinclarse
Legal system shut down today and you have nothing better to do?
Kinda what I figured....
Kinda what I figured....
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:20 am to arseinclarse
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Alberto was described as having a 'boner' by neighbours.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:21 am to arseinclarse
I got nothing. I want to post a funny reply but all I can do is just sit here and shake my head.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:28 am to arseinclarse
Should've just got some brain
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:47 am to arseinclarse
That's out there even compared to your usual Threads.
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:58 pm to arseinclarse
You find the craziest shite ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 1:33 pm to arseinclarse
What...in...the...actual...frick is wrong with people?
Seriously, I would like someone to tell me.
Seriously, I would like someone to tell me.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 1:36 pm to arseinclarse
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Straw had been stuffed inside the...
Gonna admit that I didn't know where this sentence was about to go...
Posted on 4/3/15 at 3:34 pm to arseinclarse
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Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.
I would of guessed that
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 3:36 pm to arseinclarse
Jose Alberto is actually Spanish for "Norman Bates"
Posted on 4/3/15 at 4:19 pm to arseinclarse
I chuckled
Get this guy and kid from walmart that was fricking the stuffed pony together and you got something.
Have a q and a with em.
Get this guy and kid from walmart that was fricking the stuffed pony together and you got something.
Have a q and a with em.
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