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Argentinian dies from sex with a scarecrow with a 6" strap-on

Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:47 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:47 am
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An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.

He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.

Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.

Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow

‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’

Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.


Posted by I Love Bama
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:48 am to
That's enough internet for me today.
Posted by AddisAbaba
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Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:01 am to
Talk about a headline!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:04 am to
quote:

‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

‘There were no signs of violence


Lol. The scarecrow was loving him tenderly.
This post was edited on 4/3/15 at 11:05 am
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:08 am to
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arseinclarse

What internet do you have because it's different from mine
Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:12 am to
Looks like it's time to harvest that broccoli
Posted by Wally Sparks
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:16 am to
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:20 am to
Legal system shut down today and you have nothing better to do?

Kinda what I figured....
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Alberto was described as having a 'boner' by neighbours.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:21 am to
I got nothing. I want to post a funny reply but all I can do is just sit here and shake my head.
Posted by hg
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:28 am to
Should've just got some brain
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:47 am to
That's out there even compared to your usual Threads.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
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Posted by CajunCommander
FloodZone
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:58 pm to
You find the craziest shite
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 1:33 pm to
What...in...the...actual...frick is wrong with people?

Seriously, I would like someone to tell me.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Straw had been stuffed inside the...

Gonna admit that I didn't know where this sentence was about to go...
Posted by HornsLife
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.


I would of guessed that
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 4/3/15 at 3:36 pm to
Jose Alberto is actually Spanish for "Norman Bates"
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 4:19 pm to
I chuckled
Get this guy and kid from walmart that was fricking the stuffed pony together and you got something.

Have a q and a with em.
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