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What kind of people watch softcore porn?

Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:12 am
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:12 am
My premium channels are loaded with softcore porn at night. While I enjoy the T&A, wtf is the point of it? Stupid arse elevator music and dumb plot lines so it isn't enough to follow like a real movie. A lot of these chicks are washed up real porn stars. This one bitch has fricking angel wings tatted on her entire back and her lips look like she stuffed cotton balls under them.

Is there anyone who actually watches this shite on purpose?



Eta: Now this other bitch pops on the TV that has yellow summer teeth, and I think one of them is dead and grey
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 2:14 am
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:15 am to
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What kind of people watch softcore porn?


Softcore people
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:15 am to
You do know you don't have to watch that fluff, you can change the channel or even turn off the box.

April Fools!
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:15 am to
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What kind of people watch softcore porn?


Apparently you do.

But seriously:

People that can't sleep and there's nothing else on tv. I've tried and can't watch more than 5 minutes or so of that stuff.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:16 am to
You, apparently
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 5:45 am to
Is redtube soft core?

Are you talking about on TV? Why would you pay for porn on TV?
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:07 am to
I do sometimes. It reminds me of my childhood.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:20 am to
And yet you still fapped didn't you.
Posted by BayouBlue386
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:27 am to
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Is there anyone who actually watches this shite on purpose


I'll have you know both "The Blair Wench Project" and "Lord of the G-strings" are better than most michael bay films.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:31 am to
Little old ladies who want to live dangerously for an evening.
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:37 am to
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What kind of people watch softcore porn?(Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:12 am) 00


Red blooded American middle school boys, that's who.

Of course back in the early '90s I was watching via scrambled, choppy, off color, tube TV, eagerly awaiting a brief moment of clarity, but hey it got the job done.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 7:02 am to
The Obamas.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:03 am to
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This one bitch has fricking angel wings tatted on her entire back and her lips look like she stuffed cotton balls under them
Yeah, she's disgusting. She's in like everyone for the past few years. The Cinemax movies used to be a lot better with much better looking women, I don't know what happened.

What is really hard to figure out is why people pay like $13 to watch an adult movie on the pay channels. They don't show as much as free internet porn, so WTF?
Posted by coonarse
Kingwood TX
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 8:25 am to
every 12 year old boy that stays up late on the weekends
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 10:50 pm to
13 year olds whose parents control their internet.
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:58 am to
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What kind of people watch softcore porn?
I'll catch a soft core show from time to time on Skin-a-max. I find the production value is better than some of the internet sites
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:04 am to
It's nice to have in the background at house parties
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:33 am to
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While I enjoy the T&A, wtf is the point of it?


Sorta answered your own question, didn't you.
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:41 am to
Husbands
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
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Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 7:56 am to
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What kind of people watch softcore porn?


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