re: Weirdest text you accidentally sent/received?

I received a video of a guy fishing on a beach, catching a fish, then holding it up for the camera and dancing with it.

I had an extended exchange with a black dude who was trying to get his friend to meet him at a bar for a drink. I told him he had the wrong number, he didn't believe me so he called me. After telling him he had the wrong number and arguing with him about it, I hung up on him. Eventually I just told him he had me, I was his friend, and I'd meet him at the bar.

Got a text from some young dude in a towel "Hey, it's Nick, Brandi's friend". I replied "Hey Nick, wrong number, but my wife thinks you look great in that towel".