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Do Kellogg’s Corn Flakes Help Control Masturbation?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:16 pm
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In the early part of this century, John Harvey Kellogg gained a reputation both as a nutritionist and a sexual adviser. The foods that Kellogg created (including the now-famous corn flakes) were designed to promote health and decrease interest in sex.
Mr. Kellogg thought sex was the ultimate abomination and remained celibate even in marriage. Masturbation was the worst sin imaginable to him. He believed it led to leprosy, tuberculosis, heart disease, epilepsy, dimness of vision, insanity, idiocy, and death. He also preached that masturbation led to bashfulness in some people, unnatural boldness in others, a fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders, and acne. That’s quite a list!
As we all know now, there are most definitely foods that promote health, but none in particular that decrease interest in sex or masturbation. So, you can eat all the corn flakes you want, and have good, safe sex!
If he were alive to read this board, his beliefs it leads to idiocy might become even stronger.
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:17 pm to stout
Didn't he also run a sanitarium in the late 1800s/early 1900s?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:18 pm to stout
I just happen to have a cornflake fetish.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:19 pm to stout
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fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders
How random is this?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:19 pm to stout
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Masturbation was the worst sin imaginable to him. He believed it led to leprosy, tuberculosis, heart disease, epilepsy, dimness of vision, insanity, idiocy, and death. He also preached that masturbation led to bashfulness in some people, unnatural boldness in others, a fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders, and acne. That’s quite a list!
He left off hair growing on the palms of the hands and blindness.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:20 pm to stout
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Masturbation was the worst sin imaginable to him. He believed it led to leprosy, tuberculosis, heart disease, epilepsy, dimness of vision, insanity, idiocy, and death. He also preached that masturbation led to bashfulness in some people, unnatural boldness in others, a fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders, and acne. That’s quite a list!
I am coughing, can't see, is dumb, shy, and love spicy food....i could just be going crazy though
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:21 pm to stout
Didn't his brother invent Kellog's from leaving yeast out over night. I think I learned that from Drunk History.
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:22 pm to stout
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Mr. Kellogg thought sex was the ultimate abomination and remained celibate even in marriage.
Well, then what the hell is the point?!?!?
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If he were alive to read this board, his beliefs it leads to idiocy might become even stronger.
Can't really argue that point.
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Kellogg's Corn Flakes
Meh, never cared for them ... Too limp.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:23 pm to stout
Who cares.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:28 pm to stout
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This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:29 pm to stout
no
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:31 pm to stout
quote:I suppose so. I'd much rather jerk it with some lube than corn flakes.
Do Kellogg’s Corn Flakes Help Control Masturbation?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 5:14 pm to stout
I ate a bowl of cornflakes this morning, brb.
Nope.
Nope.
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