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what to do if your lady is hooked on sex books?

Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:35 am
Posted by meauxjeaux2
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:35 am
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This post was edited on 9/22/15 at 9:05 am
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:35 am to
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Cousin


Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:36 am to
Nice one

Oh and you get better fuel mileage going 50mph
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 9:37 am
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:36 am to
Doesn't sound good.

In my experience 35 year old divorced paralegals living with 2+ cats are the target demographic for that stuff. Your cousin's old lady should not be involved.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:41 am to
He needs to get her to read all the good parts out loud to him cause obviously he needs all the help he can get.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21564 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:41 am to
Her butt. Put it there.
Posted by CAT
Central Arkansas
Member since Aug 2006
7093 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:43 am to
Definitely not good. Have a good buddy whose wife was into the 50 Shades when first came out. Said he was having sex all the time. Eventually everything calmed down and back to normal.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:52 am to
Sorry she has such shitty taste in books.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:56 am to
She's fricking someone else
Posted by Boudreaux35
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:59 am to
quote:

what to do if your lady is hooked on sex books?


Depends on what she looks like. Please post pics of this lady.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58126 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:59 am to
yea, its the book club's fault that she is sick of his shite
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62871 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:01 am to
To put it like others have implied :

women : romance novels as men : porn

Too much is definitely warping of reality.

Your "cousin" probably hasn't done anything wrong, the wife has just tuned out her real life.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:01 am to
quote:

what to do if your lady is hooked on sex books?


You better frick her so much that she has to tell you to stop or she will find someone else that will
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:02 am to
Get a sex change so the perception matches the reality.


Or, you know, be a man.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:07 am to
Pretty coincidental timing seeing how 50 shades of grey just came out
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:08 am to
Dave Berry on Women and 50 Shades

This guy has it all figured out for you. You are welcome.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72170 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:09 am to
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He said he would hope it would improve their sex life but she's getting more distant and seems dis interested in him. I told him she/they may need to seek some professional help because she's so hooked on this shite.
"Girl's club" is code word for "lesbian orgy".

Good luck.
Posted by TheBoo
South to Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
4542 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:10 am to
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but she's getting more distant and seems dis interested in him.


This is how too much porn ruins marriages/ relationships.

quote:

meauxjeaux2


Welcome Back



Do you think if she reads faster she will use less energy to get to the end of the book?
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
6766 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:21 am to
Your cousin is a lucky man

Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:23 am to
Get better at sex so she doesn't have to be fulfilled by books?
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