What's your Worst Bed Expereince?

Had a friend in the Navy that brought some random home one night. He PIIHB. Got up to take a piss/clean himself up afterwards. Came back to find the girl was gone & there was shite all in the bed.

Woke up to a roach crawling on my chest.

Had a dream I was pissing myself and woke up during it to me pissing myself. As an adult. Sigh.

Wasp got under my sheets and stung me twice on inner upper thigh. 3 more inches and I would have been like that kid on We're The Millers who got popped by the tarantula on the scrote. I kilt the wash with extreme prejudice.

Ticks in a New Jersey hotel .

When I was a kid, my brother always wet the bed. My parents got him pull-ups, but they tried to convince us that we both needed them. I called them on their bullshite and refused.

Of course a couple weeks later I pissed the bed on vacation sharing a bed with my brother (who I constantly teased for wetting the bed). Didn't tell him. Slept in that bed for two more nights without getting the sheets cleaned. It's amazing what pride will let us do.

Slept on a futon every night for over a year.

frick sleeping on silk sheets. shite feels like a slip n slide where the slightest movement will have you on the other side of the bed lickety split.

I already shared my story a few weeks ago.

Search "hit me with the lamp"