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Hatred toward co worker

Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:34 am
Posted by RoyBoy2323
Slabtown
Member since Oct 2004
3112 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:34 am
So I have this co worker that is a dick. He is older (55-60 years old) and only has about 5 years of work experience at our job. I am 35 and have 12 years experience. He thinks since he is older he can boss everyone around. It takes every fiber in my body to not talk crazy to this guy.

I am looking for good office ideas to piss him off, I have been given him mis information and watching him spread that around, time to kick it up a notch.

Suggestions?
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61616 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:37 am to
Pee in his coffee
Posted by BAMBAM
Biloxi, MS
Member since Mar 2008
2365 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:42 am to
There can only be one answer

The annoyatron
Posted by AthensTiger
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2008
2977 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 5:50 am to
Sorry you have to deal with this at work. It sounds like he maybe has not been so successful in his career and wants a leadership position. But it won't happen if he irritates folks on the job. Good luck.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21962 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:05 am to
Ive been here 12 years and have 7 years experience on you. Go boss someone else around.


If that doesnt work...... leave a cleveland steamer in his desk drawer.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21875 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:06 am to
When he is away from his computer, hide porn in some folders. Then, a few days later, when he leaves his computer again, put regular porn playing for someone passing by to catch. He denies it, they look up shite on his computer......fired
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28907 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:21 am to
Ignore him? If he really is a dipshit, the boss will recognize. If he tries to boss you around laugh at him, that's what I do.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68387 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:22 am to
put bottles of vodka in his desk. spread rumors he is a closet drinker.let it play out
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10903 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:25 am to
You could just ignore him when he tries to boss you around, which will internally drive him crazy. Or, you can fart every time you go in his office/cubicle and sneeze on his keyboard when he isn't around.
Posted by DownSouthDave
Beau, Bro, Baw
Member since Jan 2013
7386 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:26 am to
Annoy-a-tron

This is the answer
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68387 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:28 am to
my real advice is to ignore him. trying to get him in trouble will only look bad on you.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53418 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:32 am to
-Take all of the toilet paper out of the bathroom stalls.
-wait for him to shite
-ask if he needs some
-when he reaches for it, rape him
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19918 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:39 am to
Maybe he's better at the job than you?
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6185 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 6:50 am to
shite in his desk
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1724 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:04 am to
Giving misinformation?

Sounds like the problem is you.

Better watch it- it'll come back to bite you.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16334 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:06 am to
I got this chick that started shortly after me (I transferred from within the company, she is straight out of college) that tries to point out anything that I do incorrectly. We work in a lab. She is annoying as shite. The woman that trains most everyone gives her special help and assistance.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:07 am to
quote:

Suggestions?


Grow up ?
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23231 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:08 am to
Pissing him off is a terrible idea. Talk to the man about himself and try to improve your work environment. Talk about not having cell phones in high school like the kids nowadays. You're not young, let him see that.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:35 am to
Pubic hair on the rim of his coke
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 7:40 am to
Just handle it like a man and call him out.
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