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re: Commercials That Are Pissing You Off Vol. 225

Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:42 pm to
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1. The NFL merchandise commercial- I hate that annoying old count and her stupid bandwagon children and grandchildren. Oh Dan ate a rothelsburger and became a big fan? Oh Julie met Emmitt Smith and became a big Cowboys fan? Your other pussy son got married and adopted his wife's team? Those are really interesting stories.

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Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:57 pm to
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What the frick? Why are they Bengal babies? Neither Brendan NOR Unicorn Sports Gal Bartender like the Bengals. Did they just move to Cincy and were like, "Well, we’re here. Guess these little frickers have to like Andy Dalton now." Maybe Sarah’s parents are Bengals fans. Maybe they moved there for the free day care and her domineering father demanded her little girl raise those kids as members of Who Dey Nation or something. Maybe that’s why Sarah became an Eagles fan in the first place. She got fed up with dad, fled to Philly, became a licentious drunken Philly fan, and ended up settling with some pud of a Vikings fan. I bet she thinks of running away every single day.



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Dude, did these people even like the Vikings at all to begin with? They can’t WAIT to find new a-hole teams to root for. My God. You ate a bunch of hamburgers and now Big Ben is your hero? You know about the rape allegations and his gray penis and all that, right? Or was the burger all that mattered to you? DURRRR DIS TASTE GOOD GUESS I’M A YINZER NOW SIX-BURGH KISS THE RINGS DURRRRR. And frick your hair.
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This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 4:58 pm
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:39 am to
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Yes, you did. And you should have STAYED that way. That is how being a fan fricking works. You pick your team, and that is your team for life. If you were dumb enough to pick the Vikings, tough shite. You are saddled with Teddy Bridgewater overthrowing guys wearing his Hamburger Helper gloves whether you like it or not.


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