re: Vortex Decoy Setup.....

Lolz. wow.

For some weird reason this reminds me of an old crow calling machine my dad's buddy busted out one weekend. He took us out to the spillway one afternoon and hooked this thing up to his car battery. It looked like an old FBI interrogation recording machine with a really old megaphone attached. He told us to load up and station ourselves behind a few larger trees. This thing started wailing something fierce. It sounded like a wounded bobcat with a broken leg that was getting it's eyes eaten out by a superhuman crow. Wild stuff, it freaked me out. I was like 13 years old.

I vividly remember him stating the importance of shooting and killing the matriarch bitch crow that would come swooping through first. He said if we miss that fricker, the hunt is probably busted.

Long story short, we waxed that first black bitch and it turned into a blood bath. I'm not sure why an electronic mallard christmas tree sparked that memory, but it did. Have good split. I'll be having withdrawals..