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re: SJW TOTD: The Sexodus - Men Are "Opting Out" at Increased Rates

Posted on 12/5/14 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29996 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 12:24 pm to
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It's a complicated situation. One of my biggest worries is that I'll have consensual sex with someone and she will turn around and scream rape. I've been falsely accused of sexual harassment before (thank GOD for security cameras) and it just really opened my eyes to the fact people can ruin other's lives so easily.


Thats why you always ask for the shocker. If she's fingering your bunghole it must be consensual sex. Then you tell the cops to scrape her nails and they'll find your poo molecules and you get off.

That and it feels good too.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 12:25 pm to


ETA: not trying to be nit picky, but that's not the shocker.
This post was edited on 12/5/14 at 12:26 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35522 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 12:28 pm to
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Thats why you always ask for the shocker. If she's fingering your bunghole it must be consensual sex. Then you tell the cops to scrape her nails and they'll find your poo molecules and you get off.

That and it feels good too.


This is genius.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17183 posts
Posted on 12/5/14 at 4:00 pm to
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Thats why you always ask for the shocker.


Two in the stink one in the pink. Get it right.
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