neighbors dog keeps using my yard as its toilet, how can I stop this?

Call the cops so they can come shoot the dog. It's the only reasonable solution to this problem.

maybe grab your nuts and go talk to your neighbors about it

Go to Walmart, find some testicles, put them on your waist, go talk to your neighbor.

Talk to your neighbor. frick.

change the antifreeze in your car, go inside while the wife makes you a sandwich and it drains into the pan for a while.

Grab and take it to the city pound as a lost dog. After taking off its tags of course.

Put peanut butter in a squeeze tube and squeeze it on the freshest poop piles you can find. Your neighbor's dog will go home with foul breath and fur.

Seriously, I've done this before and it worked (only after I tried twice talking to them and they failed to solve the problem): Every single time you see the dog shitting in your yard, get a shovel, scoop it up, and deposit the dog shite on their front door step...and by front door step, not just on their porch randomly, but literally just about touching their front door.

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