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Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:01 pm to wal marks
First few years, five times a week. Last few, once a week, sometimes every two weeks.
Ugh.
On the plus side, she lets me PIIHB whenever I want.
Ugh.
On the plus side, she lets me PIIHB whenever I want.
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:01 pm to wal marks
If there's one thing I've learned from the OT, it's that you never get laid after you get married. 
"OMG I've gained 40 pounds, never do anything my wife wants to do and refuse to give up Saturdays in the fall to do something she wants to. WHY WON'T SHE BLOW ME EVERY DAY?!?!?!"
"OMG I've gained 40 pounds, never do anything my wife wants to do and refuse to give up Saturdays in the fall to do something she wants to. WHY WON'T SHE BLOW ME EVERY DAY?!?!?!"
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:01 pm to warr09
Because no one gets laid.
I live with a very attractive woman and the sex curve has gone like this since we started going out 2 years ago
From every single day, twice a day, etc. to twice a week (always Tuesday and Wednesday nights for some odd reason, and the occasional drunken Friday/Saturday sex) to now once or twice a month, usually around her ovulation time. It becomes a biological need instead of a fun activity now.
Yeah, no shame here. She's still gorgeous and things can't always stay the way they were when we started dating.
I live with a very attractive woman and the sex curve has gone like this since we started going out 2 years ago
From every single day, twice a day, etc. to twice a week (always Tuesday and Wednesday nights for some odd reason, and the occasional drunken Friday/Saturday sex) to now once or twice a month, usually around her ovulation time. It becomes a biological need instead of a fun activity now.
Yeah, no shame here. She's still gorgeous and things can't always stay the way they were when we started dating.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:01 pm to Camp Randall
quote:
I got laid much more when I was 16.
Me too.
All i can do now is
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:02 pm to lsu480
...for real?
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:06 pm to lsu480
quote:
How can anyone live with an attractive woman and only want to sleep with her twice a week? Holy shite!
What's your longest relationship again?
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:07 pm to DLauw
quote:damn. There is so much going on here.
Posted by DLauw The night of LSU v Wisconson was the last time and I don't remember before that. Married 20 years with 4 kids and the 4 year old sleeps between us. Kind of sad really, wife says it's because I drink too much. I tell her I drink too much because I'm stressed because I don't get laid. It's a vicious cycle...
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:11 pm to DLauw
quote:
The night of LSU v Wisconson was the last time and I don't remember before that. Married 20 years with 4 kids and the 4 year old sleeps between us. Kind of sad really, wife says it's because I drink too much. I tell her I drink too much because I'm stressed because I don't get laid. It's a vicious cycle...
1. Get that fricking kid out of your bed.
2. Make some agreement re: sex vs drinking. Also can't you drink after you have sex?
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:13 pm to RebelOP
Another caveat would be how often you do vs how often you want to.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:17 pm to USMCTiger03
I'm assuming most men on here under a certain age would want to be laid every day.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:20 pm to Kcoyote
quote:
I'm assuming most men on here under a certain age would want to be laid every day.
What is the "certain age?"
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:21 pm to wal marks
Well, it was every morning and night, then got to some mornings and some evenings and some spontaneous times here and there, Kid born and then about 4 times a week. Second kid born and then maybe 3 times a week. Third guy can along, weight gain issues with th SO, and got to be about. Once a month then seems the last time was near 12-13 yrs ago. I still whip Old Mr. wrinkly a few times a week....just have to whip it.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:23 pm to Kcoyote
quote:
I'm assuming most men on here under a certain age would want to be laid every day.
Oh for sure.
Wait, you mean by the same chick?
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:24 pm to Kcoyote
This post was edited on 10/3/20 at 12:53 am
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:26 pm to USMCTiger03
Well maybe. Depends on how hot your wife is I guess.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:26 pm to wal marks
Not sure let me check my spreadsheet.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:30 pm to Yewkindewit
quote:are you saying you've been married but not had sex in 12-13 years? Unless you are 85, I'd leave her.
Once a month then seems the last time was near 12-13 yrs ago.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:31 pm to Huey Lewis
quote:this is what everyone told me would happen. It took til about 16 years.
First year of marriage: 4-5 times a week Second year of marriage: 2-3 times a week <-first kid in this year Third year of marriage: 1 time a week
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:31 pm to alajones
That's a long arse time. Unless you're both over 75. In which case, roll tide.
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