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re: 50 Things About Millennials That Make Corporate America shite Its Pants

Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:44 pm to
I'll chalk this list up to the usual exaggerated self-importance of young people/women.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:44 pm to
replace beta with spoiled bitch
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11423 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:45 pm to
...Until they figure out the bank doesn't take IOUs. They have yet to figure out in their utopian view of the world that there is only one color and religion---GREEN.

And that, my friends, is an indisputable fact.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46414 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:45 pm to
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1. We play by our own rules.

And we wind up pregnant, without a steady job, without a reliable spouse, in jail, and/or dead.

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2. We don’t take the first answer given to us.

Because we're fricking stupid and waste time trying to figure shite out rather than risk trusting anyone. Paranoid buncha fricks.

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3. We don’t care about getting into trouble.

Huh, no shite. And that' just working out gangbusters I bet.

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4. We’re willing to work for nothing if it means being happy… Despite being in debt.

This isn't unique to this generation. This isn't unique at all. In fact, most people do this at some point in their lives. It's the few who actually stick with it despite the poverty that are noteworthy.

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5. We know how to beat the system.

So did the kids from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Now they're running the same system that they fought against.

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6. We’re always trying to change the game.

What does this mean?

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7. We have social media on our side.


HAD. We HAD social media on our side. Now it is so thoroughly dissected by every corporation and so thoroughly used by every age group that it isn't on the side of anyone.

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8. We like a good fight.

Sit the frick down The Occupy movement wasn't a fight, it was an excuse to kill time in a park for once in our miserable lives.

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9. We don’t care about the perks.

So the generation that invented terms like "bling" and idolizes a-hole like the Kardashians and the Jersey Shore crew doesn't care about perks. Got it.

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10. We hate that “old boys club” sh*t.

Everybody does. Until they become the old boys. It's not supposed to be appealing until you're actually in it.





God damn, this is a bunch of crap
This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 5:48 pm
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:46 pm to
What a bunch of stupid bullshite.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68465 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:50 pm to
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49. We have morals
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:52 pm to
Good God, I hate my generation. I read this self serving bullshite and all I get out of it is that too many of "us" are concerned with style over substance. Everyone wants to be a special little flower in a garden of weeds.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35464 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:54 pm to
I hope the author wasn't paid. What a load of fluffy bullshite.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:54 pm to
geez man i thought you were gonna do all 50
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:54 pm to
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50 Things About Millennials That Make Corporate America shite Its Pants

posted via iPhone from Starbucks
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:55 pm to
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We’re willing to work for nothing if it means being happy… Despite being in debt.


People being ok with debt and being willing to work for free makes Corporate America shite its pants?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:56 pm to
51. We're obsessed with ourselves and we're annoying as hell.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98918 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:58 pm to
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19. We’re more educated, by the book and the street.


Riiiggghttt.
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
27816 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:58 pm to
Yep. Biggest annoyance today is the Internet allows stupid people a voice.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:58 pm to
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Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a writer.


At least she really embodies the millennial generation.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:59 pm to
That list sounds like i twas written by someone who has never held a real job in his/her life.


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I was spot on

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Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a writer.

This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 6:01 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421577 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:59 pm to
that's actually a valid point/metaphor
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:59 pm to
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And we wind up pregnant, without a steady job, without a reliable spouse, in jail, and/or dead.


Teen/early 20 pregnancy rates are at their lowest since 1969.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 5:59 pm to
Look at her bio I just quoted. She hasn't.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 9/18/14 at 6:00 pm to
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People being ok with debt and being willing to work for free makes Corporate America shite its pants?
Yea, we ain't too bright either.
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