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re: Satanists to distribute religious materials in Florida public schools
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:02 pm to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:02 pm to SlowFlowPro
Interesting. These are their rules. Most are pretty good
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The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:04 pm to Paige
quote:
These are their rules. Most are pretty good
satanism isn't that bad. seriously
it's just got a scary name
people associate "satanism" with the occult/satanic worship (which doesn't really exist in any organized fashion)
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:07 pm to Paige
quote:
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
This post was edited on 9/17/14 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:11 pm to Paige
quote:
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
I like this one and I see nothing wrong with most of these rules.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:15 pm to Paige
quote:what is the mating signal?
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:39 pm to Paige
damn, Satanism makes more sense than the others.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:46 pm to Paige
quote:
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Solid.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:54 pm to Paige
quote:
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Sounds like one could be a Satanist, and say, a Catholic, without much contradiction.
Unless there is an unspoken rule about worshiping Satan or not believing in God.
eta: I guess besides the mating one. Although you could spin that to be that the mating signal is marriage.
This post was edited on 9/17/14 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:18 pm to Paige
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Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
"I'm soooo drunk!"
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:01 pm to Paige
quote:
When in another’s lair
who talks like this?Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:13 pm to Paige
quote:
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
This may be the greatest rule I've ever seen.
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