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re: Dak Prescott doesn't replenish the toilet paper after using the last of the roll

Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:33 pm to
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18019 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:33 pm to
Dak Prescott thinks Fred Schneider of the B-52s is one alpha SOB
Posted by lil 7thward
ATL
Member since Jan 2012
2586 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:36 pm to
Dak Prescott grabs your remote and pretends to look for the Oprah Network......................but he's actually erasing all your LSU games from your DVR.

:(
Posted by KingBeingking
Member since Jul 2014
2388 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:54 pm to
Dak Prescott thinks Alabama is a better NFL factory than LSU.
Posted by KingBeingking
Member since Jul 2014
2388 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:55 pm to
Dak thinks Saban is solely responsible for Les Miles's success.
Posted by Hoodatt
Member since Feb 2005
2598 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:00 pm to
and when he does replenish it, he intentionally puts it on backards.
Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2455 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:35 pm to
Dak Prescott doesn't hold the door when an older lady is trying to hurry inside. He just lets it shut in her face.
Posted by monceaux
Houston
Member since Sep 2013
1182 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:36 pm to
Dak Prescott invented the name Starkvegas.
Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2455 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:10 pm to
Dak Prescott has one goal in life: to one day build a smaller version of Las Vegas' lady liberty right there in starkVegas.
Posted by TBoy@LSU
Member since Sep 2012
5479 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:16 pm to
"a" is the new "ic"
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:40 pm to
Dak Prescott vacations in Southwest Arkansas.
Posted by tc5140
Member since Jul 2009
782 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:18 pm to
Dak Prescott voted for Obama twice.
Posted by Ldrake53
Member since Feb 2013
2171 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 11:06 pm to
Dak Prescott answered a question by a sports reporter as follows:

Q: Who will be your team's bell cow now that Ladarius Perkins is gone?

A: Umm. well, ummm, our fans ring them a lot, but I don't know about any players that do.

(this is a true story)
Posted by Sparetime
Lookin down at La
Member since Sep 2014
876 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 11:14 pm to
Dak grew up and got the hell out of Louisiana.
Posted by 1cajuncook
Hartwell GA
Member since Dec 2011
417 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 1:06 am to
But he landed in Pississippi
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 1:28 am to
quote:

Dak grew up and got the hell out of Louisiana.


And went to a lesser school so he wouldn't have clipboard duty for 2 years
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1733 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:00 am to
Dak Prescott dips at work and spits the shite in your garbage can.
Posted by Bosethus68
We Call It Dat Boot
Member since May 2011
4958 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:17 am to
Dak Prescott wears cowboy boots and flat bill hats
Posted by Bosethus68
We Call It Dat Boot
Member since May 2011
4958 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:20 am to
Dak Prescotts TD name is Darkhorse
Posted by RickyDonSkaggs
Member since Sep 2014
1120 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:36 am to
Dak wished the Germans would have won
Posted by SERVON225LLT
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2010
275 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 11:32 am to
Dak Prescott saves parking spots in the Ag lot with chairs and crooked parking.
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