re: Post your GDCK stories.

I was floating down the drunken Spring River a few years ago when I decided I needed to climb a tree and jump out. I was about 15 beers deep combined with shots of god knows what when I found myself shimmyup up a tree trunk that leaned over the river.

My friends yell for me to hurry up so I look ahead when I see a black mass curled up about a foot from my face. it was a big fat water moccasin coiled and ready to frick shite up. I screamed like a bitch and fell in about 2 feet of water. My friends said I was running on top of the water to get away