re: Utopia TV only season long thread*no spoliers*

inished the first episode last night. Will watch last night's new one this evening.

First episode was such a disaster. These people are incredibly stupid.

Red wasting water was hilarious. "Somebody come tell me I can't.." then Bella says he can't. "Somebody come turn this shite off.." then Bella turns it off.

Oh, and can we call them by their show names? Like "Ex-convict Dave" (whom I shall call Prison Mike from here on out) and "Handyman Red"? For some reason, it cracks me up when the narrator calls them that.

By the way, I fricking hate the narrator/host dude. He has a very punchable face.



Chef Aaron fricking sucks. I want to like him, and dude loves to play it off and pretend like he's cool...but he's just as hot-headed as the rest of these idiots. Dude gets all up in Handyman Red's face and then has the nerve to tell Red that if he touches his body one more time, he'll put him in the dirt.......IN THE DIIIIIRT!!!! Get the frick out of here, man. Don't try to play like you're all cool and then go off on somebody like that, and for what..cuz they wanted to cook something and you didn't want them to?

I did think it was hilarious how rough and tough Red was, right up until the shredded black dude gets in his face and calls him out.

This show makes me wonder if we will see a live murder on national TV.

Prison Mike is just as bad or worse than Red...they belong together. Dude wants to go off about every single little thing, but then an hour later wants to apologize and pretend like he just needs some space. BTW, his solution to every situation is "Just give them some space." It's pretty funny.

Unemployed Hex (I refuse to call her Huntress Hex) is laughable. Chick wants to be billy badass, but she can't even handle her alcohol and damn near kills herself. Hilarious. She's pretty hot though, I'll give her that.

Annoying Asian chick Bri is a ditzy fricking mess. Hearing her speak grinds my gears.

Fat Black Chick Amanda is an idiot for going there knowing she was pregnant. What a horrible, horrible (horrible) decision.

Lawyer Mike is hilarious. Dude comes off pretentious as frick to me. Him conducting the kangaroo court while half the people were like "frick this, I'm out" was awesome. And they gave Contractor Josh probation. Hilarious.

Speaking of Contractor Josh, might not be the best idea to basically sexually assault chicks on the first night there. You may not make very many friends like that. Also, was it me, or does he develop a NASTY accent when he is hammered? I honestly thought he was foreign that night, but then the next day he was speaking normally again (and was on the first day as well)

Napoleon Rob sucks bags of dicks. He's awful. I expect him to get his arse kicked pretty soon.

Pastor Jonathan is horrible. I get that his intentions are good (at least on the surface), but you can't go around forcing religion onto people. He hasn't done that quite yet, but that is apparently his plan. Also, stop crying...and relax a little bit. I do give him props for basically admitting that he avoids the naked chicks for fear that he will have unclean thoughts.

Prepper Bella is the worst on the show. Easily. Not only is she delusional, but she is legit crazy I think. They call her a "survivalist," but that's bullshite...she's one of those batshit insane doomsday prepper people. She wants Josh to stay because he deserves a second chance (because several people had already said that)...then she changes her mind and wants him gone. And then she is alone with him and is giggling, touching, and flirting SO HARDCORE with him. If I was Josh, I'd be confused as frick.

This show is fricking insane. I'm all in, for now...I just don't want to feel burdened by "having to" watch this show. Twice a week for a fricking year is a LONG arse commitment for a TV show.