re: Tanner McEvoy wears socks with crocs

Tanner McEvoy's idol is Joffrey from Game of Thrones.

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in junior high, Tanner McEvoy put gum in his classmate's hair, who then punched him and left a bruise on his arm. Tanner told his mom that the boy punched him unprovoked, his mom called the teacher, and the teacher made the boy who had gum in his hair apologize to Tanner in front of the whole class the next day.

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You feel better now? :rofl:

Tanner McEvoy liked Casey Jones better than any of the ninja turtles.

Tanner McEvoy says he doesn't care about that kid who put gum in his hair in junior high, but everyone knows it still bothers him.

his senior year of high school, Tanner McEvoy called his best friend to see if he wanted to go see a movie. the friend said that he had to be home immediately afterward, but that he'd be happy to go. so, his friend went about his day as normal, then got himself together and ready to go about a half hour before the movie time. he drove over to Tanner's house, who answered the door in boxers and a t-shirt. Tanner said that he had totally forgotten their plans to go see the movie and had made other plans, instead. he also forgot that he asked the friend to buy the non-refundable tickets online beforehand, so the friend had to call another guy that he didn't really like hanging out with because he didn't want the tickets to go to waste and couldn't find anyone else who could go.

Tanner McEvoy dries his balls with your towel after stepping out of the shower.

the 24th is just as relevant as the 1st buddy

Tanner McEvoy considers the "Tanner McEvoy wears socks with crocs" thread to be relevant.

Tanner McEvoy wipes his arse from front to back on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

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Tanner McEvoy stapled his Pokémon card collection to his dorm room ceiling, thus depreciating their value.

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Which is sad, because the Pokémon cards were the key piece of Tanner McEvoy's retirement plan.