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re: Mighty Ducks D2: I've got some problems

Posted on 8/12/14 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 8/12/14 at 3:08 pm to
Reminds me of this thread from a few months ago...I guess D2 gets on a lot of peoples' nerves.

And this is my stance on Julie the Cat from that thread:
quote:

I always hated that Julie wanted to play SO fricking badly, even almost quitting the team. And what does she do when Goldberg has an off night and is getting his arse kicked? She gets in a stupid fight and kicked out of the game.

I guess it's zero fricks given for your teammate, you selfish bitch.
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5026 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 3:22 pm to
i bet she was quicker on the ice than fat arse goldberg
Posted by Circle K Beggar
Somewhere in the lower 48
Member since Feb 2011
6155 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 3:42 pm to
Also, how in the hell does Jan get into Gordon's Malibu house to deliver his famous "This is no place for a coach" line. Lucky Bombay didn't kick his arse. He was quite the gourmet though, so I'm sure Gordon gave him a pass for breaking and entering.

The Junior Goodwill Games obviously does not drug test because if they did, Dean Portman would have been suspended.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27230 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:47 pm to
I'm watching the first one now. We should have planned a game thread.

This post was edited on 8/12/14 at 10:47 pm
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17995 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:56 pm to
Bombay is paid by Hendrix to coach the team. And he no shows a game?

Instant termination
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58336 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:14 pm to
Portman is the Danny Almonte of hockey.
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
Member since Oct 2010
16324 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 5:18 am to
quote:

Hell, Goldberg shouldn't even be on the team. The only old Ducks worth a damn are Charlie, Adam, Guy, and Fulton. I guess Connie can make Team USA too since she is Guy's boo and probably makes him play harder.


Jesse Hall...

And don't care about his hockey skills... But Averman was the fricking man

Actually, the 1 that wasn't good was Charlie... Spaz.

Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90504 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 6:49 am to
That was a good 12
Posted by E12IC
Member since Jan 2014
419 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 8:47 am to
The best movie of my childhood, I'm willing to overlook the mountain of problems the movie actually has.

My favorite part is watching the crowd scenes to see that 50% of them are obvious cardboard people. Reminds me of the 90's madden crowds.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76290 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 8:53 am to
Is D2 better than D1? I've never seen it.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
12467 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 9:22 am to
Charlie always pissed me off in this movie.

"Coach, this says Hendrix on it. We're Ducks."

No, you fricking twerp. You are on Team USA that is sponsored by Hendrix. Charlie is going to have a lot of problems later in life if he lets the team name he had for one year in Peewee hockey define his identity.
This post was edited on 8/13/14 at 9:24 am
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4599 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 9:50 am to
Also, why does Hendrix bring in all these sideshow players? Instead of Wu, Gaffney, Portman, etc. Why not recruit a bunch of the kids off of the Hawks?

The Ducks were a terrible team that just managed to pull a championship out of their arse with two good players on the roster. Recruit some better talent, stick 'em in the same system you used with the Ducks, dominate. It's that simple.

Other questions: Why is LA hosting winter events? Aside from hockey, what other events are there? Where's the slalom?

Also, however they managed to get Keenan in the goalie uniform incognito aside, as soon as the goalie's helmet comes off, the whistle should've blown. Huge no-call there. Iceland got screwed.

And finally, is Bombay a sex addict? Between Charlie's mom, the chick from Iceland and Ms. McKay, the guy sure stays busy.
Posted by E12IC
Member since Jan 2014
419 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 10:04 am to
quote:

Is D2 better than D1? I've never seen it.


Yes
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