re: Does your wife, girlfriend , SO, or mistress ever overreact - dog ????

Women are ridiculous when it comes to dogs. Some sorostitute called the campus police on me one night. I had driven to the fraternity house to pick up some notes and talk it over briefly with a buddy. Dog was acting like a typical locked up puppy (this was during finals week) so I stuck him in the kennel in the bed of my pick up. When I came back out 20 minutes later my truck was surrounded by 3 cop cars that had gotten a call about a dog crying because it was too cold. The girl had put a towel over the kennel and wrote a not that said dogs have feelings too. I told the officers if my Chesapeake was cold at 55 degrees and dry we had bigger problems to worry about.