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Anyone have some garage bands at your high school with stupid arse names?

Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:33 am
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:33 am
At my high school there were so many wannabee rappers and rock bands. Every spring when we had our talent show they would all participate and spend more time pimping their band on the microphone and where they were playing at in the coming weeks than actually playing. They thought since they were in some random battle of the bands event at some random place they were big time. Anyway here were some of the better names of garage bands from my high school:

Mercy Mercy Death Bed
Death Before Dishonor
Slaughter Horse
Deathy See, Deathy Do
Significant Otter
Death to the Death Power
SLED (Stood for Slow Lurching Evil Darkness)

Anyway for some reason these bands at my high school were obsessed with death for some reason. The music was generally the same, crappy metal/death metal music.

I am guessing none of them made it big in music since I haven't heard from any of them since high school.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43463 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:36 am to
In middle school some guys had a band called Dew Point. Thought it was a pretty goofy name.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67216 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:36 am to
Snot Rocket
Raley's Revenge
Against the Stream
Posted by Hogtastic Voyage
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2010
1357 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:38 am to
Significant Otter

Those names are awful. Bunch of future gas station employees
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:39 am to
Piss and Vinegar
Posted by RonFNSwanson
University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
23193 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:39 am to
I was in a band named MouseRat
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10056 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:41 am to
Generic Mayonnaise.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:56 am to
The Deal Does
Danglin' Dick and the Smokey Shithouse Boys
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17738 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:02 am to
Hope 4 Nothing they were emo
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:24 am to
Samurai Deli
The Fez

those are the only two i remember.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:28 am to
The Beatles
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10056 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:31 am to
Katy: What about Naugahyde Windpipe?
Cecilia: Too metal.

Raji: Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.
Cecilia: Too college radio.

Deeje: My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
Cecilia: Interesting, but It doesn't really sound like a band name.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:34 am to
crucial taunt
the shitty beatles
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59126 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:37 am to
Better than Ezra.
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13610 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:43 am to
God's Cock
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12925 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:16 pm to
Generic
Artificial Assassination
Posted by TigerMonkey
Beach
Member since Jul 2005
7251 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:36 pm to
Deez Nutz
A bunch of white boys from a private school rapping. I remember they got to open for 2 Live Crew and Vanilla Ice. Everyone in our HS loved Deez Nutz
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Death Before Dishonor


This was (is?) a real band.
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
28354 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:46 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/6/21 at 8:52 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:03 pm to
Underdeveloped Girl Scouts

They all wore nun costumes.
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