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re: Would you rather be stuck on an island with 9 guys and 1 girl or vica versa?
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:00 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:00 pm to fr33manator
9 girls, but suicide might be an option after I tagged them all a few times. The bitching and fighting would be absolutely brutal.
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:02 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:02 pm to fr33manator
I'd like everyone's screen names first.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:03 pm to Cole Beer
Miraculously, there was a plane that crashed with a bunch of mr. Beer kits, and a shipwreck washed up a case of scotch and red wine
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:04 pm to fr33manator
9 girls and 1 guy---
you didn't say that we were included in that number.
so i have 9 girls to pick from and the guy has the other--- together the guy and i lead and make shite happen. the weak will not survive...
11 people total. me being the 10th girl.
you didn't say that we were included in that number.
so i have 9 girls to pick from and the guy has the other--- together the guy and i lead and make shite happen. the weak will not survive...
11 people total. me being the 10th girl.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:04 pm to fr33manator
Can said yeti sticker be utilized as condom?...or in trillhog fashion, as duct tape?
But really. 9 chicks, put a baby in all of them, build kingdom, profit.
But really. 9 chicks, put a baby in all of them, build kingdom, profit.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:05 pm to KosmoCramer
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Women can do the work, and I'll just lay in the sun similar to a lion pack.
*pride
Otherwise, concur.
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:07 pm to fr33manator
You may say pick 9 dudes if you're worried about living..
But to be stranded on an island with 9 chicks, a ton of booze, and you're the only one there who hangs dong? That's living...
But to be stranded on an island with 9 chicks, a ton of booze, and you're the only one there who hangs dong? That's living...
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:08 pm to UL-SabanRival
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So, I can either have a life of sexual delight and constant nagging or get caught in a nine way sausage battle to the death over the one girl. Think I'll go with A.
Or just share the woman. 9 ways you could each have her at least 3 nights a month and use your nights as a bartering tool.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:08 pm to bleuman
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bleuman
you're a girl?
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:08 pm to fr33manator
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Miraculously, there was a plane that crashed with a bunch of mr. Beer kits, and a shipwreck washed up a case of scotch and red wine
If there was a computer that always had internet and battery as long as only TD was accessed, and I could choose the 9 women, I would welcome the scenario.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:08 pm to fr33manator
Anyone choosing the island with 9 women clearly hasn't lived with enough women.
It's asking to deal with all of the neurotic bullshite and infighting between them.
It's asking to deal with all of the neurotic bullshite and infighting between them.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:10 pm to PhiTiger1764
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You may say pick 9 dudes if you're worried about living..
No - it will be worse about living with 9 dudes - because there will be killing - multiple killings over that girl.
Girls are not going to kill each other over a dude - they will bitch, fight, nag, but the great thing is - they'll have to be nice to the dude to even remain in competition.
It will terrible the first couple of menstrual cycles, then settle down into a nice, friendly community - as G-d intended.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:10 pm to teke184
its a totally different environment though. its not like they'd be bitching about housewives all day.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:11 pm to Ace Midnight
God you're really over thinking this.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:11 pm to bleuman
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bleuman
would definitely help me out if the lone girl is a pussy-lickin lesbo hottie like Bleu!
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:12 pm to teke184
It depends.
Do you want a realistic chance of getting off the island? 9 dudes because they could help figure out how to get out of there and there only being 1 girl would be the motivation.
1 guy and 9 girls. Hell breaks loose, infighting, bitching, moaning, they all start having their periods at the same time, nothing is getting done, they fight over the Yeti sticker even though none of them want it, etc. You never leave and probably end up killing yourself.
Do you want a realistic chance of getting off the island? 9 dudes because they could help figure out how to get out of there and there only being 1 girl would be the motivation.
1 guy and 9 girls. Hell breaks loose, infighting, bitching, moaning, they all start having their periods at the same time, nothing is getting done, they fight over the Yeti sticker even though none of them want it, etc. You never leave and probably end up killing yourself.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:12 pm to fr33manator
First things first: I want the island with 9 women. Then I'd capture whatever native beasts were roaming around (tortoise, wild boar, salamander...) and slap the Yeti sticker on it's back. That way all the bitches would know I'm the baddest most coldiest longest lastingest ice havenist swinging dick on the island.
Beyond that I'm sure the rest will work itself out as the women then proceed to compete with one another for my attention/affection by making shelters and capturing food.
All hail the king.
Beyond that I'm sure the rest will work itself out as the women then proceed to compete with one another for my attention/affection by making shelters and capturing food.
All hail the king.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:13 pm to fr33manator
take the yeti sticker and put it over the loudest woman's mouth. take 7 of the 8 remaining and give them knives and such to go make me stuff to make sandwiches with
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:13 pm to teke184
They think it will be one long frickfest where they'll be the king. Truth is they'll be the workhorse. If they try to impose their will through physical force, they'll go to bed one night full of wine and freshly sexed and wake up with a Colombian necktie.
Not that it's a bad way to go out.
Not that it's a bad way to go out.
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