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What is the dumbest thing you've heard someone say lately?
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:16 pm
I just overheard a woman say she couldn't believe America turns 2014 tomorrow.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:17 pm to CaptainPanic
Duh! It turned 2014 on Jan 1st!!
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:17 pm to CaptainPanic
Where are you, Wal-Mart?
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:17 pm to CaptainPanic
Obama is a great president.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:18 pm to CaptainPanic
Last week I was at target. Overheard one middle aged woman tell another " I dunno y I gots to go to court tomarrah for a suspended license because I ain't eva gots a license".
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:19 pm to CaptainPanic
I'm dumbfounded every single day by the dumb shite I hear people say in my office. Every day they say something that trumps the previous day's dumbassery.
I need to find a new job.
I need to find a new job.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:22 pm to CaptainPanic
What an idiot. Everyone knows 2014 is how old the world is not just the US.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:23 pm to CaptainPanic
my recent favorite I overheard while at the local farmer's market
redneck #1: "OMG we had the best Italian food from this restaurant, you should try it! It is really authentic, just like in...in...where is Italian food from?"
redneck #2: "...I think Italy"
redneck #3: "oh ok, yeah then just like in Italy!"
redneck #1: "OMG we had the best Italian food from this restaurant, you should try it! It is really authentic, just like in...in...where is Italian food from?"
redneck #2: "...I think Italy"
redneck #3: "oh ok, yeah then just like in Italy!"
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:24 pm to CaptainPanic
Give us the cliffs of your wedding day
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:25 pm to CaptainPanic
The trend words used by grown men: baw, beta, 'murica, etc.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:25 pm to CaptainPanic
When Paige said she didn't think republicans could vote for democrats and vice-versa.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:27 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
I just overheard a woman say she couldn't believe America turns 2014 tomorrow.
She called me earlier and asked what time my store closes today.
Me"5 o'clock"
Her"5 o'clock this evening?"
Me"5"
This post was edited on 7/3/14 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:29 pm to CaptainPanic
Some fat chick at Hobby Lobby told her fat friend that the Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4th. I said naw.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:30 pm to CaptainPanic
HR Guy: Sir your criminal record is too deep to hire you.
Me: What is on it?
HR Guy: A DUI arrest from 2005.
Me: Is that it?
HR Guy: Yea, thank you for your time. CLICK
Me: What is on it?
HR Guy: A DUI arrest from 2005.
Me: Is that it?
HR Guy: Yea, thank you for your time. CLICK
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:34 pm to CaptainPanic
That would be like trying to remember which dump I took recently smelled the worst.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:39 pm to CaptainPanic
Hold on a second and let me check my Facebook feed.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:43 pm to CaptainPanic
At Medieval Times when the unicorn comes out. The women behind says out loud " OMG I thought those horses were extinct".
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