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What is the dumbest thing you've heard someone say lately?

Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:16 pm
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:16 pm
I just overheard a woman say she couldn't believe America turns 2014 tomorrow.

Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80977 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:16 pm to
No fricking way
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8435 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:17 pm to
Duh! It turned 2014 on Jan 1st!!

Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83650 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:17 pm to
no you didn't
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54045 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:17 pm to
Where are you, Wal-Mart?
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20917 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:17 pm to
Obama is a great president.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16193 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:18 pm to
Last week I was at target. Overheard one middle aged woman tell another " I dunno y I gots to go to court tomarrah for a suspended license because I ain't eva gots a license".
Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
Member since Oct 2012
4217 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:19 pm to
I'm dumbfounded every single day by the dumb shite I hear people say in my office. Every day they say something that trumps the previous day's dumbassery.


I need to find a new job.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:22 pm to
Wow.
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:22 pm to
What an idiot. Everyone knows 2014 is how old the world is not just the US.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83650 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:23 pm to
my recent favorite I overheard while at the local farmer's market

redneck #1: "OMG we had the best Italian food from this restaurant, you should try it! It is really authentic, just like in...in...where is Italian food from?"
redneck #2: "...I think Italy"
redneck #3: "oh ok, yeah then just like in Italy!"
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9231 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:24 pm to
Give us the cliffs of your wedding day
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15795 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:25 pm to
The trend words used by grown men: baw, beta, 'murica, etc.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85169 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:25 pm to
When Paige said she didn't think republicans could vote for democrats and vice-versa.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49891 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

I just overheard a woman say she couldn't believe America turns 2014 tomorrow.


She called me earlier and asked what time my store closes today.
Me"5 o'clock"
Her"5 o'clock this evening?"
Me"5"
This post was edited on 7/3/14 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24569 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:29 pm to
Some fat chick at Hobby Lobby told her fat friend that the Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4th. I said naw.
Posted by BallCoachinFool
Member since Dec 2012
2133 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:30 pm to
HR Guy: Sir your criminal record is too deep to hire you.

Me: What is on it?

HR Guy: A DUI arrest from 2005.

Me: Is that it?

HR Guy: Yea, thank you for your time. CLICK
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10056 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:34 pm to
That would be like trying to remember which dump I took recently smelled the worst.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54045 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:39 pm to
Hold on a second and let me check my Facebook feed.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:43 pm to
At Medieval Times when the unicorn comes out. The women behind says out loud " OMG I thought those horses were extinct".
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