re: Give us the cliffs of your wedding day

Stayed up all night drinking and riding backroads with the stripper my boys found for me. Damn she was hot. AND knew me!! Worked with my soon to be wife at Taco Bell. And this bitch was fine. That connection lead to the story of how she always wanted me but knew she never could because we were about to get married. But I told her, we ain't married yet!!! And I saw the spark in her eye....this was on!!!! Stayed with "Cher" from 11:00pm till 8;00am getting lapdances, blowjobs, and whatever make of loving she felt she needed to. Straggle in at about 9am. She drops me off at my parents. Weddding starts at 11:30 and I;m shite faced. Much like now. I ammm challenging cooter brown for the name. I pull thru it. Hit all my steps blah blah blah. were married. No the ride to little rock. May bride drive. I roolll up in th boack and nap to littler rock to catch plane. 4min sex....booom....snore.snore...
I'm out for the night at about 5pm. Evnd of story,