re: Give us the cliffs of your wedding day

Got to the hotel around 3am, up at 7am. Bloody marys and screwdrivers until around 10 by the pool. Power nap around 11 ish, lunch, more drinks, get dressed, off to the church. Married at 6, reception from 7 until midnight. Brought a keg back to the hotel pool. Stayed out drinking with everyone until around 2, back to the room to consummate our marriage.

Also not trashy to go out after a wedding.