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re: Transformers: Age of Extinction Discussion Thread (***SPOILERS***)

Posted on 6/29/14 at 10:49 pm to
Posted by The_Hornet
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Posted on 6/29/14 at 10:49 pm to
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Exactly. The human storyline was so heavy handed and cliche


Yeah but really, for this movie, keeping it simple and yes even cliche is not an issue to me. The focus was moreso on the Autobots and the other transformers as it should have been. Give me some humans, give them a simple relatable story and go from there. They aren't the focus. But I'm interested to see where they go from here with the humans. Methinks that Cade lets his daughter go on off with Shane and keeps her away from the events of number 5. Marky Mark is more than capable of holding his own as the male lead and being the primary human character.

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I didn't realize Optimus had ever flown. Seems like he should've done it more often. I know he said he was going find his creator, but damn to just jet off into space like that? Maybe he figured they'd come find him bc space is big and he didn't even snag a spaceship.


Optimus don't give a frick. That's all I can really say.

btw, wasn't directing that last point at you just the other people who for some reason couldn't distinguish them. Then again, most of those people are the ones who say the movie looks awesome and that they can't believe anyone would see it and then they go see it, complain about how terrible it is and are shocked that it still made so much money because they personally thought it was terrible.
Posted by abellsujr
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 6/30/14 at 3:40 am to
17 of the Cheesiest Lines from ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’

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By now, anybody about to sit through a Michael Bay film knows what to expect: Lots of high-impact explosions, plenty of urban destruction, and an endless supply of bad, bloated dialogue. But the 165 mind-pummeling minutes of Transformers: Age of Extinction represents a new high in low-brow one-liners, with nearly all the characters — human or otherwise – speaking as though they learned how to talk by watching WWE matches.

But don’t take our word for it: Below are some of the clunkiest, corniest, most appropriately robotic lines from Age of Extinction, all taken straight from the screen. Normally, we’d preface this with a spoiler warning — but it’s hard to ruin a movie that barely has a plot in the first place.

"I’m literally going to kill you." – Cade Yaeger (Mark Wahlberg)

"That’s a bad idea — but I’m all about bad ideas." – Hound (John Goodman)

"What kind of cars are those? They’re so scary!" – Lucas Flannery (T.J. Miller)

"I’m Galvatron!" – Galvatron (Frank Welker)

"This one’s for you, A-hole!" – Crosshairs (John DiMaggio)

"Take out your guns and shoot them!" – James Savoy (Titus Welliver)

"There’s a missile in the living room!" – Tessa Yeager (Nicola Peltz)

"When I find out who’s behind this, he’s going to die." – Optimus Prime (Peter Cullen)

"My face is my warrant." – James Savoy

"Take that, bitch! You’re dead!" – Hound

"Human freedom is at stake." – Harold Attinger (Kelsey Grammer)

"We’re retrieving the seed — then we’re done defending the humans." – Optimus Prime

"Prime’s taken my trophy case, and he will feel my wrath!" – Lockdown (Mark Ryan)

"Autobots, we’re going to prove who we are, and why we’re here." – Optimus Prime

"These alien guns kick arse!" – Cade Yaeger

"Come and get some! You’re all going to die!" – Hound

"Whenever you look to the stars, think of one of them as my soul." – Optimus Prime
This post was edited on 6/30/14 at 3:42 am
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/30/14 at 11:19 am to
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Optimus don't give a frick. That's all I can really say.

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